[Parody a scene.]

(On Top of Valor Mountain.  I am really bored tbh)

 

MC: NIM!

 

Melia: DAD!

 

Geara: I've had just about here with this! *grabs Melia while pushing MC into the lava pit*

 

Melia: MC!  NO!

 

MC: You fool!  This is my limit!  I activate my trap card!  Killer Queen!  Bites the Dust!  Now! *a shadowy figure appears right behind MC.  Just when MC hits the lava, it presses a switch which causes multiple explosions* Yes!  I-I did it!  It activated!

*At a slow process, the multiple explosions seemed to rewind time.  MC appears next to the shrine where Kyogre is sitting in front of him.  PTSD smacks him like a truck*

MC: NANI?!

[Parody a scene.]

(Setting.  Saki and Amber's insanity of a reunion in Teila Resort)
MC: What in living hell is that?!

Saki: What this little thing?  It's the Saki Mower 3000!  It's just stuff that I constructed from pure silver, parts from my lawn mower, and half of an X-Box 360.  I was able to create this bad boy to mangle this devil into oblivion!  Unfortunately it's sister couldn't help it out!

Venam: Okay but why though?!

Tesla: Years of stupidity and teenage drama...

Melia: Wait a second... Sister?

Saki: Ye.  I used the other parts of the console to make another special trinket that's way more destructive silly thing.  I've created the most powerful weapon known to humanity!

Amber: Oh thank god...

MC: Half of an X-Box?  What could you possibly do with something so limited as half of a game console?

 

Valarie: You really shouldn't ask a question like that MC.  Especially with Saki.

 

MC: I mean... I believe Saki is gifted.  But seriously?  What's the worst thing that could happen?

*A while later*
 

Sakitron in a mother fucking tank while the blaster pointing straight at the MC during the House Sitting Quest

 

MC: Goddamnit Saki.

[Rift Garbodor Glitch]

I’m having the same problem here