Hutch333 1 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mamma's so stupid that she took a spoon to the Superbowl. Yo mamma's so fat that i tried to picture her in my head and i broke my neck. yo mamma's so old she sat next to Jesus in the third grade. Yo mamma's so ugly she went to take a bath and the water jumped out and said "Oh HELL no!!" Yo mamma's so short I thought she was gonna disappear when she put on her wedding ring. Link to post Share on other sites
Felix~ 240 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Yo momma so ugly even a dementor wont kiss her Yo momma so ugly that when voldemort sees her, he gets a selfesteem boost Yo momma so ugly, when the basilisk looked at her it died instead Yo momma so stupid she dont even know where platform 9 and 3/4 is Yo momma so fat Even Wingardium leviosa cant lift her Link to post Share on other sites
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