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Alistair

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What does a Delibird say when it hands out Presents?

Ho-Oh-oh! Merry thanksgiving Christmas!

Oh how quickly ideals give way for indulgence. Your principles weren't very sturdy I see. This is hypnocrisy at work.

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I will burn in hell for this.

Convicted hitman, Viri Notsodecent, confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.

Police admit that this may be the only known case of a knick-knack patty-whack.

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

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