Chase 94 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Lessee. Toasters are a fairly convenient appliance. That's a selling point. Money is money... and that's a fair amount of it. - That's a selling point. Toasters don't talk back to you -...which to some people may be a selling point for me isn't that great. I like being challenged by a romantic interest because it gives them a degree of individualism and better fills in the gaps in my own life. ....Honestly, I probably would at the very least consider it. Usually people don't have any intentions of abandoning a toaster in the first place. I'm also the kind of person that talks to inanimate objects anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 No; I can't consider the possibility of getting married to a human being; nevermind a toaster, and do you know how much shame I would have from the internet? I don't want the headline featuring me to say "Man Marries Toaster: Is Humanity Doomed?"; I want the last bit, but not the first bit of that headline. Link to post Share on other sites
Nova 31 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I would, definitely. Toasters have the hottest buns, after all. Link to post Share on other sites
Combat 62 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Looks like I'm getting married to a whole lot of people. Link to post Share on other sites
Raviel the Phantom 1 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I wouldn't do it for a million dollars. Now if you said you would financially sustain me for the rest of my life, then yes I would consider it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sr.F 9 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 ... No. Get away of me useless toaster Link to post Share on other sites
Cowtao 5 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 No. Because Microwave is true bae. Link to post Share on other sites
Takosher 257 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I was going to say yes, but then I realized that my body is still male That seems like it'd be painful Link to post Share on other sites
Honchy 0 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Quick question: Is the toaster me? Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 185 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 sounds hot Link to post Share on other sites
Adventurer 1 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 It could be usefull I guess. I mean, I don't have to be aroud it 24/7. Just in the morning when reading the newspaper and eating some toast. Breakfast problems are solved for ever! And if I have a new human gf every morning starts with a treesome. When can I get my million? Link to post Share on other sites
WinterWitch 2 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I wouldn't be able to do it. I would be pretty negelctful. Lol. Link to post Share on other sites
PokeFailure 42 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Vibranium Toaster you say?Hell yes. Call me captain breakfast and I'll fight crime. I will also donate that 1 million$ to *Insert charity* Link to post Share on other sites
DemICE 230 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 well thats more money than i expect to make in my life by working my ass off. i expect to devote less hours on my relationship obligations towards the toaster than the hours i would have to work every day if i needed a steady source of income. i can have other relatoinships too. i can't see anything negative in this. so yes. Link to post Share on other sites
rakky 8 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 1M? Ohw, I love you toaster!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ryxus 0 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I dunno. Being romantically involved with a toaster of all things sounds like a lot of work for only 1 million dollars. Perhaps if it was for 3 or 4 million, then I would consider it. Besides, being with a toaster is not the best of conversation starters. "Hey Ryxus! Who are you with now?" "Well Todd, meet my new wife, Toasterella." "Well then. I'm.. just... going... to go away now." "Bye Todd! Nice knowing you." Link to post Share on other sites
Alistair 705 Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I would, definitely. Toasters have the hottest buns, after all. Ok we have our winner right here Edit: the amount of people who seem to think 1 million is not that much leaves me quite astounded. Link to post Share on other sites
PedroHenrique 7 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 You know toasters are not shallow. Link to post Share on other sites
5hift 78 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 My reproductive organs will suffer immensely but hey, there are some things in life that are way more important than sex. Like what to spend my billion dollars on. Link to post Share on other sites
ej190 0 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I'm already in a relationship with my phone. What's another inanimate device? Toaster would have to get it's plug removed though. Wouldn't want any accidents, you know... Link to post Share on other sites
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