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Don't you know by now? If someone important that does 1 thing as a hobby while does something else as their career, if they're gone, the hobby stops for everyone. Psh. You noob.

If you chop off 1 of the heads of a Dodrio, does it go back to being a Doduo? 😮

If it was REALLY raised by you, I feel like it would be very, VERY murderous.

I mean... Didn't Tesla give you a room in her house?

Or you just looked up the word before attempting to spell it.

Wait. You said the word Demons... So you're going to do Snakewood sometime very, very, VERY soon!?

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Do you really have nothing special planned for ep 100? hmm i think that's a lie.

The Empoleon fight was a little anticlimactic when you sent Rose against it i feared a KO by Ice Beam.

Bug Catcher? Ha i would say it's embarrassing but i happen to like bug Pokemon soooo don't worry too much about it.

I wonder if the next time you return to that Route we'll find the little girl frozen to death.

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Hey man just take the generosity of the people when it comes, you need all the help you can get in this region.

 

You know when I saw Karrina's shopping spree, I was expecting there to be some kind of deal on some rare item. . . and it would be revealed that Karrina had bought them all. Karrina's one of the better characters in the game I think.

 

About DnD, you're honestly not wrong. The Dice are fickle, fickle things.

 

Having a town on the oceanside and constantly drilling under is surely safe. I see no way that this ends in tragedy no sir!

 

Bug Catcher Sean has a nice ring to it, you could be the next Champion of Unova it'll be great.

 

Holy crap I did not think you could catch that Empoleon. I thought you'd beat it and it would offer a Piplup as a reward (Boy that takes a new meaning in the scene afterwards) This is MUCH better. Though with the level cap you probably can't use him yet.

 

Now the PLOT beckons, you can't run forever!

 

Also congrats on making it 100 chapters, the dedication it takes to keep this going for so long is kinda impressive.

 

 

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Chapter One-Hundo is finally here and...it's basically just an ordinary chapter.

I DIDN'T PLAN AT ALL.

 

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On 5/12/2021 at 6:12 AM, YinYang9705 said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeE2zmYFN3o a scottish collage student in 2009

 

>flora

surely this wont lead into another plot tumor

hopefully

maybe

 

>filler leading into unexpected fights with high level pokemon

its expected at this point really

 

the piplups will be fine, one will just evolve into a new empoleon and rule the kingdom in his steed

 

Well done to him then.

I mean...how do you think I'd react to someone telling me I'm now part of their gang with no say in it whatsoever?

How do you REALLY think I'd take that?

Luckily I've gotten to stronk for most of them. Reinhard got his brain knocked into his ass during that fight.

A representative democracy is more likely. After all, the Emperor isn't dead. He's just busy elsewhere.

On 5/12/2021 at 7:26 AM, No name said:
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No-Name has it right.

You surprised?

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True patricians like myself and Florin desire Cassandra and Rhodea.

Hopefully that was ironic.

 

 

Flora is gonna be great to deal with.

 

Why did the you call Deagan the dumbest character in the game?

 

Not gonna lie, this backtracking adventure has kinda gotten boring, when's the PLOT coming back ?

Fucking astonished really.

No? I've seen the artwork. Both are babes. Cassandra being evil only makes it hotter.

Oh boy. She's a FUN girl, that Flora. And an exhibitionist.

He left someone like Tesla for some stupid revenge idea on Keta or whatever the fuck was his problem.

Who the fuck would EVER do that? Personally, I'd give up and give Tesla five more children. Deagan the Dumbass. That's his name now.

 

TOO BAD FUCKER. 80 MORE CHAPTERS OF FILLER FOR YOU!

Also I don't know the end result of this chapter so don't fucking put it in spoilers. I hate when you do that.

On 5/12/2021 at 2:34 PM, Lspaceship said:

Reinhard's great! Love to see some more Empoleon in the wild.

As wild as you can be sealed in a weird magical shrine.

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Well formerly sealed.

I didn't really bother to fix the hole I made.

On 5/12/2021 at 6:36 PM, nepeta100 said:

im fine with the side content personally its fun to see nuzlockers do the optional stuff and not rush the game 

kekwait you posted this in reborn 13 hrs ago but the forum says it was like 5hrs ago 

Good man. This is a slow burn of a Nuzlocke if the chapter count is any indication.

You what?

Doesn't say that for me...

On 5/13/2021 at 1:58 AM, J-Awesome_One said:

Don't you know by now? If someone important that does 1 thing as a hobby while does something else as their career, if they're gone, the hobby stops for everyone. Psh. You noob.

If you chop off 1 of the heads of a Dodrio, does it go back to being a Doduo? 😮

If it was REALLY raised by you, I feel like it would be very, VERY murderous.

I mean... Didn't Tesla give you a room in her house?

Or you just looked up the word before attempting to spell it.

Wait. You said the word Demons... So you're going to do Snakewood sometime very, very, VERY soon!?

Which is why they are all getting fired.

If you turn an Electrode upside down does it become a Voltorb again? THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS GAME FREAK!

'Scuse me. I try and teach my kids to be better than me. Not the same. My only two outright murderous Pokemon came from someone else after all!

Yeah but...I'd have to live on Terajuma. And they also fucking stole my room and put Melia in it. So it's tainted now.

Nope. Honest Sean is honest about his spelling prowess.

I mean...soon on a universal scale? Sure. "Soon".

On 5/13/2021 at 5:52 PM, Gaunt said:

Do you really have nothing special planned for ep 100? hmm i think that's a lie.

The Empoleon fight was a little anticlimactic when you sent Rose against it i feared a KO by Ice Beam.

Bug Catcher? Ha i would say it's embarrassing but i happen to like bug Pokemon soooo don't worry too much about it.

I wonder if the next time you return to that Route we'll find the little girl frozen to death.

It was actually a rare double lie where I lied about lying!

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So yeah, the truth.

Nah. Reinhard was using Whirlpool of all moves. WHIRLPOOL! Must have gotten the throne based on who his daddy was.

I WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ROOKIEST OF ROOKIE TRAINERS! NOBODY RESPECTS A BUG CATCHER!

That's terrible!

4 hours ago, Dex said:

Hey man just take the generosity of the people when it comes, you need all the help you can get in this region.

 

You know when I saw Karrina's shopping spree, I was expecting there to be some kind of deal on some rare item. . . and it would be revealed that Karrina had bought them all. Karrina's one of the better characters in the game I think.

 

About DnD, you're honestly not wrong. The Dice are fickle, fickle things.

 

Having a town on the oceanside and constantly drilling under is surely safe. I see no way that this ends in tragedy no sir!

 

Bug Catcher Sean has a nice ring to it, you could be the next Champion of Unova it'll be great.

 

Holy crap I did not think you could catch that Empoleon. I thought you'd beat it and it would offer a Piplup as a reward (Boy that takes a new meaning in the scene afterwards) This is MUCH better. Though with the level cap you probably can't use him yet.

 

Now the PLOT beckons, you can't run forever!

 

Also congrats on making it 100 chapters, the dedication it takes to keep this going for so long is kinda impressive.

 

 

I spit in their faces. I NEED NO HELP BUT THE HELP I CATCH WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!

 

She's a decent side-character, yeah. But very, very shady due to her association with the Time&Space sluts.

 

I'd hate mechanics like that. I prefer button pressing.

 

Definitely not. No ancient evils to be awoken down here, No sir!

 

Why Unova of all region? Isn't that one of the regions WITHOUT Bug Catchers?

 

I'm glad that wasn't the case. It'd be just a rehash of Mothball's personality again. Now I've got a proud emperor to deal with.

I'll get him soon enough. I just have to beat Florin or Flora, right?

 

Dammit man, you couldn't have waited 5 hours before posting? We're at Chapter 100 NOW.

 

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Maman sidequest really did make a little sad.

 

My headcanon for how the player characters keeps going rather than collapsing in despair is that everytime they think of giving up, they suppress it with anger.

 

Also I'm first to reply here, lol

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>200 chapters

right I forgot how fucking bloated rejuv is in terms of content jesus

 

oh boy orphans!

at least these ones have a loving matron instead of a psychotic sadsack

and arent actually part of the main plot

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yet

 

poor old old man stompy

he tried his best but in the end he went senile and died

some say his machop is still stomping in his lot, waiting for orders that will never come

 

>rpg maker porn games

you just get dialogue trees with the basic battle system ripped out

its not that exciting tbh

 

jan had to put the various secret base decorations somewhere so he might as well throw them at the orphans

 

>xerneas is the games icon

NOT FOR LONG!

rip its trozei sprite it lasted so long

 

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I'm calling you Derogatory double 01 now.

I legit was thinking of Vegeta saying his line before reading the rest of that. Great minds think alike right?

I mean isn't this technically optional? You can just let the little buggers lost for all eternity.

Wasn't there an episode in Pokemon where a PokeBall hit Jessie and she went in it or something? Or am I just out of my mind?

Probably because you're a prowler.

Why the 2 hats?

You know what you need to do Sean. Marry Maman... Wait. Am I just basically saying Marry Mother there?

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You could import some Oddishweed from Reborn to cure Maman (i hear that thing cures everything) also I'm kinda surprised you spent money on this sidequest (Rose is probably influencing you, why not spend more time with good ol' Chiller?)

This Nuzlocke will end when we're all 50 or something

Sean is that sack a bag of holding like in D&D? If not you should not be able to carry 9 children in it...or did you ask Reggie for help? Btw the drawing they made of you was spot on

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The whole champion of Unova joke was a reference to the theory that Alder was former bug catcher considering half his team is bug types. . . it's a weak theory admittedly but there was traction for it back in the day. 

 

100 Chapters. . . that's a minor miracle in itself considering what the game throws at you. But good on you for your dedication probably powered by spite at this point. Also the reward for 100 chapters sounds like a pretty good idea, like the Focus Sashes. They're not OP here because you'll likely to burn through them pretty fast considering some of the bosses. But they might come in clutch.

 

I honestly think Version 19 of Reborn won't be out till like 2022 at the rate it's going. I don't think ANYONE expected it would take this long. I'm more invested in Rejuvenation by far, but at this point I just wanna see how Reborn ends. . . for better or worse. 

 

Let's be honest, you kidnapping these kids to a orphanage (A good one at that) is like the best possible outcome for them considering all the cults and terrorists running around the place. Maman had "Anime Mom" Syndrome written all over her, but it was oddly endearing seeing you desperately throw money at the problem. 

 

I'd say here's to hundred more, but I'm not sure if that's a curse or a blessing a this point. 

 

 

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HERE.
EAT IT AND SHUT UP.

WE'LL GET DESSERT LATER.

 

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That's my way of saying this chapter is like your vegetables.


 

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On 5/17/2021 at 9:08 PM, No name said:

Maman sidequest really did make a little sad.

 

My headcanon for how the player characters keeps going rather than collapsing in despair is that everytime they think of giving up, they suppress it with anger.

 

Also I'm first to reply here, lol

No it didn't. Everything IS and WILL be fine in the end.

I think that headcanon only applies to my player character specifically. The others are probably powered by Melia's friendship.

Congrats.

You win nothing.

On 5/18/2021 at 2:04 AM, YinYang9705 said:

>200 chapters

right I forgot how fucking bloated rejuv is in terms of content jesus

 

oh boy orphans!

at least these ones have a loving matron instead of a psychotic sadsack

and arent actually part of the main plot

  Reveal hidden contents

yet

 

poor old old man stompy

he tried his best but in the end he went senile and died

some say his machop is still stomping in his lot, waiting for orders that will never come

 

>rpg maker porn games

you just get dialogue trees with the basic battle system ripped out

its not that exciting tbh

 

jan had to put the various secret base decorations somewhere so he might as well throw them at the orphans

 

>xerneas is the games icon

NOT FOR LONG!

rip its trozei sprite it lasted so long

 

It's definitely a slow burn.

Feels like the in-game timeline should be years long instead of months.

 

And aren't basically kept in cages. They're free-range kinds compared to Reborn's battery farm ones. (heh battery)

Oh no. Please keep Mosely away from the plot. Let her enjoy life.

 

He deserves it.

Why would you use a Machop to stomp down land anyway? It doesn't even learn that move! A Rhydon would have been way better.

 

YOU FOOL. YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELF AWAY! EVERYBODY POINT AT THE PERVERT!

 

And he couldn't even bother to donate a swingset sprite. More proof of his villainy.

 

Wha? It's getting changed?! To what?

 

On 5/18/2021 at 2:39 AM, J-Awesome_One said:

I'm calling you Derogatory double 01 now.

I legit was thinking of Vegeta saying his line before reading the rest of that. Great minds think alike right?

I mean isn't this technically optional? You can just let the little buggers lost for all eternity.

Wasn't there an episode in Pokemon where a PokeBall hit Jessie and she went in it or something? Or am I just out of my mind?

Probably because you're a prowler.

Why the 2 hats?

You know what you need to do Sean. Marry Maman... Wait. Am I just basically saying Marry Mother there?

Well if you want.

I think my character is what Vegeta would be like without the massive stick up his ass.

And have the guilt gnaw away at my very soul? No thanks.

Out of your mind most likely. I had a dream when I was a small boy where Brock got caught instead of Totodile and Ash and Misty were arguing over it. It was animated and everything. 

HERO. H.E.R.O. I'm a hero.

A joke within a joke.

No thanks man. I'll take the teenage brides this game throws at me instead.

On 5/18/2021 at 7:11 AM, Gaunt said:

You could import some Oddishweed from Reborn to cure Maman (i hear that thing cures everything) also I'm kinda surprised you spent money on this sidequest (Rose is probably influencing you, why not spend more time with good ol' Chiller?)

This Nuzlocke will end when we're all 50 or something

Sean is that sack a bag of holding like in D&D? If not you should not be able to carry 9 children in it...or did you ask Reggie for help? Btw the drawing they made of you was spot on

Isn't that just made with Oddish leaves? I ain't paying import charges. I'll just mow the lawn and probably hit one or two of the purple blighters.

I'm extremely weak to kind sick people, Gaunt. It's disgusting, I know.

(I think it's more that I'm free from "good ol' Chiller's influence than Rose's but probably)

76. We'll all be 76.

Bags of Holding are actually super common in Pokemon games though. So we'll just say that. And Reggie would probably call the cops if he knew I was technically trafficking children.

And that's why they get beatings.

On 5/20/2021 at 4:41 PM, Dex said:

The whole champion of Unova joke was a reference to the theory that Alder was former bug catcher considering half his team is bug types. . . it's a weak theory admittedly but there was traction for it back in the day. 

 

100 Chapters. . . that's a minor miracle in itself considering what the game throws at you. But good on you for your dedication probably powered by spite at this point. Also the reward for 100 chapters sounds like a pretty good idea, like the Focus Sashes. They're not OP here because you'll likely to burn through them pretty fast considering some of the bosses. But they might come in clutch.

 

I honestly think Version 19 of Reborn won't be out till like 2022 at the rate it's going. I don't think ANYONE expected it would take this long. I'm more invested in Rejuvenation by far, but at this point I just wanna see how Reborn ends. . . for better or worse. 

 

Let's be honest, you kidnapping these kids to a orphanage (A good one at that) is like the best possible outcome for them considering all the cults and terrorists running around the place. Maman had "Anime Mom" Syndrome written all over her, but it was oddly endearing seeing you desperately throw money at the problem. 

 

I'd say here's to hundred more, but I'm not sure if that's a curse or a blessing a this point. 

 

 

Huh. That's interesting. I've never played Gen 5 long enough to get to Alder myself. Might be true.

 

Thank you. I've somehow made it this far so I can't stop now.

Glad you agree. The Focus Sashes do come in handy later on (specifically with Chiller) one notable incident is against the Extreme Evo-Boost Girl in the GDC tournament.

 

Yeah I am too. I started with Reborn but I've grown way more attached to Rejuvenation.

But that could probably be because I've actually only spent a year on Reborn's run and 5 on Rejuvenation's. 

I do too. Who knows? I'll certainly put my own spin on whatever happens if I can.

 

A lot of this seems to devolve into me running around committing what seem like crimes while screaming "I'M THE GOOD GUY, I SWEAR!"

Money is supposed to solve all problems, why not this? 

 

Specifically, here's to nine hundred and ninety nine more.

And it is a cursed blessing.

 

 

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So did your heart grow 3 sizes that day?

Also, it's cry is hilarious yet terrifying. Have you heard it in the anime? It's like a man screaming bloody murder in a cave.

Ummm... Green? I think you need better glasses buddy. That's more of like a orange-ish/tan color. (I just read the part where you said your bad with your eyes but I'm not gonna delete all of that. Too much work.)

Ohh no. I totally believe you would have kept them all. Especially Ledyba and Carbink. They are GODS against any other Pokemon!

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...Finally. After a long, long time, I. HAVE. RETURNED.

 

To comment on your run. 

 

For some reason, I got infected with the laziness bug and became rather lazy for these past...several...months...

Sane Hakim: I think that's just you being really lazy

Shhsh! Shut up! He doesn't need to know that.

 

 

Truly, you have the crappiest superpower. The useful ones are only useful for jokes scenes. The best constant superpower you have isn't all that great either, considering it doesn't prevent you from suffering eternal agony and pain. Like, really, I could just tip you in concrete and chuck you into the ocean, and you'll just die. Over. And over. And over again. In constant, everlasting pain...

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Ehem! Speaking of bizarre powers, to say this game has lots of bizarre stuff happening is an understatement. But some of these bizarre events, well, to say they take the cake will a MASSIVE understatement...whatever the phrase take the cake means.

 

I wonder, so far what is most bizarre thing to happen in this game in your opinion? And what whack scenario Jan might conjure up in the future? Wait, lemme rephrase that. 

 

What kind of  whack scenario that will definitely happen in the future, in your opinion? I'm just waiting for the day when you fight zombies. Or go to space. Or wait, fighting space zombies. And even that sounds pretty tame compared to everything else.

 

 

 

About Skrelp, well to be fair gaining a dragon type already gives it a boost against most pokemon. Gaining useful resistances and powerful stats and stab moves. There's a reason why a lot of legendaries are dragons.

 

Sorry for offending you, but I think your eyes are worser than you think. Because like J-Awesome said, it looks nothing like green. 

 

"...paid a child in candy to keep quiet about something bad you did to them..."

 

Oh my, another out-of-context quote to add to the book. I sure hope nobody bad gets their hands on this book, otherwise things will get nasty for you. Muehehe...

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Ehem!

Okay, sorry for being dumb, but how did you calculate your pokemon DragonBall lev-I mean, power levels? Because, not gonna lie, that sounds legitimitely interesting and fun.

 

Also, I thinks EVs became extra crucial in the future. Because I'm damn sure most if not all trainers in the future have fully maxed EV pokemons.

 

Oh, dang. Didn't expect Empoleon to be giving backtalk. What sass!

 

Goodbye magic transforming flute. I'll miss your magical melody. *Sniff*

 

Well, I think that's enough commenting from me for now. Couldn't wait to see you finally getting with the...urgh, plot. Oh, well. I'm sure it will be a...blast.

 

Foreshadowing...

 

 

Also, look look! I changed my profile pic! because I despise modern Thomas so much right now   

What do you think?

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...Huh? You think it's lame because it's a generic anime male face?

 

Hey, he's from a game from outside Japan! That means it's definitely not an anime. Right?

Right?

Right?...

 

 

 

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Believe no one Sean! If your old broken and clearly in need of replacement eyes tell you it's green then it is...but yes her hair is orange.

I had a brief phase (long ago) when i did nickname my Pokemon but now i'm old and bitter so most of them don't get nicknames (as in i do it on special occasions)

Didn't expect Chiller to have a power level similar to Rose, every time i try to use one it dies in like 2 hits, eh maybe it's just my luck

 

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