Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted February 21, 2016 Global Mods Share Posted February 21, 2016 You're in the kitchen (not your kitchen, the kitchen, which is located on a small island) with Hatsune Miku and 3-4 friends. I don't really know much about your friends, but one of them has a jousting sword. Hatsune Miku has just finished baking a batch of cookies, which is a historical event because she's never done so before. You all are about to eat the cookies when suddenly the building shakes! After the obligatory "What was that?!" reactions, one of your friends wants to blame it on leprechauns. You all go outside and see that the currents are chaotic. A broadcast is sent out everywhere. A pie wearing a wizard outfit has split up the land into individual parts, where each country is completely separate from every other and surrounded by sea. This is its revenge against Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails for playing tennis with the Teletubbies unsupervised near a Luma shop. The wizard pie is indifferent about the delay of the tasting of Miku's cookies. There are 5 major countries now. A magic door will appear and take your crew to whichever one you choose (you can't redo this decision) in an effort to hopefully straighten it out with the wizard pie. I'll give you a brief review of what to expect from each one. Ireland: These are the intel and stealth people. Special skill: they're damn good cooks, and can eat as much as they want without getting sick. Notable members: Captain Cook, Toucan Sam, Lucina. Norway: These are the ones who make machines. Vehicles, computers, weapons. Special skill: screaming really loud. Notable residents: Yoshi, the members of Linkin Park, J.R.R. Tolkien Brazil: These are the intellectuals and strategists. Special skill: Communicating by winking. Notable members: Elsa, Nikola Tesla, Owl Capone (an owl who leads the bird mafia) Scotland: These are the people with good physical stats. Ones that are strong, durable, or fast. Special skill: Being in unfavorable environments makes them feel optimistic. Notable members: Shrek, George Washington, a big floating nose with eyes that in a game would be the optional postgame boss that's harder than the final boss of the main story North America (U.S. + Canada + Mexico combined into one country because they're now bits and pieces of each): These are the ones who like trickery. Magicians, illusionists, etc. Miku can get stronger here! Special skill: Being a tattoo artist upon request. Notable members: the Burger King mascot, the duck from the duck song video, the other Vocaloids With that decision made, a muscular guy with tan skin and white hair will approach you regardless of country and ask a question that plays a factor in determining the ending you get to this situation. Your own efforts will be 80% of it, your answer will be 20%. "What flavor is the wizard pie?" Link to post Share on other sites
Chevaleresse 40 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Brazil. Tesla OP, though Norway gets a mention for having Tolkien. The pie is obviously magic flavored. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 I'm heading to Scotland to meet Sir Dankness Shrek himself. The pie is custard flavored, because it's secretly working for Dr. Eggman and this is the start of a new Sonic x Final Fantasy game. Link to post Share on other sites
Lugruf 50 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 If people from Norway can scream very loudly, can other countries hear them? Also they have Tolkien, and computers, so I'm going there. And the pie is obviously pie flavored. Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow Tack 2 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Norway, i want to ride a yoshi, also the pie is apple Link to post Share on other sites
Honchy 0 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 I vomited out the state of Kentucky where I rubbed my face on it. Link to post Share on other sites
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