Vending Machine Game! totally not from nuzlocke forums

[Lugruf 50]

You level up and can draw a treasure card (10 internet points for whoever understands the reference)

I put in a hadouken

[Dragon116 13]

I'm guessing it's not monopoly.

As for your hadouken, you receive a new car.

I put in a gold-painted lead brick

[Lugruf 50]

You get a lead-painted gold brick

I put in a const char *

[Dragon116 13]

You get a * sticker. (There's a pun in there if you know Dijkstra)

I put in a cowbell.