Vending Machine Game! totally not from nuzlocke forums

[Lugruf 50]

You get the meaning of life

I put in a stolen wallet

[Dragon116 13]

You get a certificate of authenticity.

I put in laundry detergent

[Lugruf 50]

You get clean clothes

I put in π

[Dragon116 13]

You get out the integral of n from 0 to 1.

I put in hot sauce.

[Lugruf 50]

You get lots of spaghetti

I put in a nice cream, the ice cream that warms your heart

[Dragon116 13]

You get a Cryogonal, the Ice Spawn of Satan.

I add meatballs to the spaghetti and put it back in the machine.

[Lugruf 50]

You get an angry Italian cook.

I put in a sand castle

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a government mandate claiming ownership of the castle due to unpaid mortgages.

I put in a teddy bear.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

You get Ted E. Bear.

I put in soap made from lemonade.

[Lugruf 50]

You get lemonade made from soap

I put in an ice crean sandwich

[Dragon116 13]

You get a syntax error on Crean.

I put in Shigeru Miyamoto

[Fear 0]

You get curry with nintendo pieces in it.

I put in a wailord.

[Lugruf 50]

You geet enough food for a month.

I put in the hat of Harry Potter that tells you which house you belong

This:

[Fear 0]

You get a house that you wear as a hat

I put in a cactus

[Lugruf 50]

YOU FACE MARACTUS!

I put in a stack of cobblestone

[Fear 0]

you get a spider spawner

I put in a stack of bedrock

[Lugruf 50]

You get the angry face of Notch saying not to mess around with the game code

I put in one thousand, two hundred and eighty-three religious books, each and only one the only book any man need ever read

[Fear 0]

you get A+ on your RE test :3

I put in a stack and one of mushrooms

[Dragon116 13]

You get a Mario statuette.

I put in a can of Whipped Cream

[Lugruf 50]

You get a Slurpuff

I put in Ice (Ned Stark's sword)

[Dragon116 13]

You get Excalibur, the Sword of Ice from The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel.

I put in Wikipedia

[Lugruf 50]

You get infinite wisdom

I put in myself

[Dragon116 13]

You break the replacement machine again.

I move to the next machine in the line and put in a half dollar piece.

[Schiffy 0]

You get a counterfeit dollar bill with the words "totally legit currency" written on it.

I put in the entire 1927 Yankees.

[Dragon116 13]

You get the entire bobble head collectors set of the 7291 Yankees.

I put in a house plant.