Vending Machine Game! totally not from nuzlocke forums

[Lugruf 50]

You get a distorssion in time and space

I put in a blue moon ice cream

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a magikarp.

I put in a steering wheel.

[Dragon116 13]

You get a Square Peg.

I put in a taco truck

[Strider 30]

You get a rude awakening

I put in a small piece of paper with something secret written on it.

[Dragon116 13]

You get a small secret with a piece of paper written on it.

I put in a Baby Dragon yugioh card.

[Lugruf 50]

You get a MTG Dragon Hatchling card

I put in witchcraft, and of the vilest kind

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a mint condition copy of ET for the Atari.

I put in an old quilt.

[Bewilderer 0]

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[Dragon116 13]

You get a roll of toilet paper.

I put in an effigy of T3RR4

[Lugruf 50]

You get shouts and chatspeak and memes and references to stupid things on the internet

I put in a coin

[Dragon116 13]

You get a mystery block from Mario.

I put in Queen Elizabeth

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a one-way ticket to Albuquerque.

I put in a bottle of lighter fluid.

[Dragon116 13]

You get a lantern.

I put in a pinecone.

[Bewilderer 0]

You get an iron-clad basketball.

I put in an old microphone from the 50's.

[Dragon116 13]

You get tickets to a daytime talkshow.

I put in a bulldozer.

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a suspicious CD with 'BULLDOZER' written on it in sharpie that crashes any computer that runs it.

I put in the LHC.

[Dragon116 13]

You get a quark.

I put a cherry bomb in the machine.

[Lugruf 50]

The machine blows up. You get the chance to see how the new machine is installed.

I put in an empty soda can.

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a soda can filled with a red liquid.

I upload the internet into the machine.

[Aurorix 31]

You get a nice circular chunk of cancer

I put in sugar, spice and everything nice

[Lugruf 50]

You get sued for copyright issues

I put in memes

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a mob of angry cats.

I put in a plastic dinosaur.

[Lugruf 50]

You get Toy Story in VHS

I put in the rumour of a Vaporeon in Central Park

[Dragon116 13]

You get a citation for starting a stampede.

I put in a shrubbery.

[Bewilderer 0]

You get a knight who only says 'Ni' and refuses to stop talking.

I put in the magic conch.