Vending Machine Game! totally not from nuzlocke forums

[TorchicPlays 0]

Here's how this forum game works:

1st person puts an item into the vending machine.

2nd person decides what comes out, and also puts something in.

EXAMPLE:

P1: I put in an cringey video.

P2: You get a non-cringey video. I put in a rock.

P3: You get a statue. I put in X item.

And so on.

I put in a piece of sugary latex aka gum.

[Isa-Chu 0]

You get a strawberry-flavored lollipop. I put in a top hat.

[Cobalt996 10]

You get a Swalot wearing a monocle.

I put in a pokeball.

[TRHStatement 1]

You get a Voltorb with a Brave nature.

I put in a striped sweater.

[TorchicPlays 0]

You get a sweater with double the stripes.

I cram a planet into the vending machine. (Don't ask how this is possible.)

[Jericho 114]

You get a sweater with double the stripes.

I cram a planet into the vending machine. (Don't ask how this is possible.)

You get Pluto

I put my incomplete homework in the vending machine.

[TorchicPlays 0]

You get bad grades.

I put in a moderator.

Also, there's no need for quotes.

[TRHStatement 1]

You get bad grades.

I put in a moderator.

Also, there's no need for quotes.

Nothing wrong with a little insurance.

Anyways,

You get access to all the powers the admins have.

I put in an old printer.

[TorchicPlays 0]

You get a (weight measurement) ton of printer paper. #rip

I put in a signature.

[Kaneki 0]

You get a blank paper with traces of an erased signature.

I put in an iPhone 6s plus.

[TRHStatement 1]

You get back the Galaxy S6.

I put in a bowl of oranges.

[Kaneki 0]

You get an orange pie.

I put in a bowl of crushed laptops.

[TRHStatement 1]

You get a Windows 96 PC that doesn't use dial-up.

I put in 4 alarm clocks.

[Drymus 0]

You get a time machine.

I put in a catapult.

[Despair Syndrome 25]

you get the charred remains of a catapult.

I climb into the machine.

[Kaneki 0]

The machine explodes.

There is no more a machine.

[5hift 78]

When the smoke clears you find a single can of Dr. Pepper laying on the ground, undamaged.

I put a torn up dollar bill where the vending machine used to be.

[BreezyPonie 2]

It rains. The dollar bill is soaked.

Soggy mush lies in a puddle where the dollar was.

[Despair Syndrome 25]

You cry in the rain when you realize that your life is mere dust in the universe and everything you have done and will ever do will amount to nothing and you will die and be forgotten in time...

You put a Donald Trump bobblehead in the second machine conveniently placed right next to the first one.

[Kaneki 0]

You get a McFloat.

I put in an alarm clock.

[TRHStatement 1]

You get a $10 gift card that expires tommorow.

I put in an old pair of glasses

[Kaneki 0]

You get an old nerd.

I put in a lightbulb.

[TRHStatement 1]

You get a random player from the San Deigo Chargers.

I put in a hot dog stand.

[Kaneki 0]

You get a standing hotdog.

I put a chair.

[Bewilderer 0]

You get your mother asking what you did with her antique chair.

I put in a vending machine.