Felix~ 240 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 A quote from my sister "What's the name of the Titanic?" Link to post Share on other sites
Aercau 0 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 what is a pokemans ? isn't Goku the guy from Naruto with the yellow hair ? Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Did you just double post? Link to post Share on other sites
mar_mar 64 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Well..I can tell the most stupid questions a girl has asked me..prepare.. "My nipples look so good, don't they?" (And then she asks the same question for all the parts on her body). "What subjects have I chosen and how much do the books cost?" (She's in third year and our uni is public..so..free books duh?) "How do I cook pasta?" Link to post Share on other sites
Cobalt996 10 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Why do people ask how many fingers they are stalling as a basic vision test? Last I checked you can't run a car with your finger; or did I miss the memo? Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Ok guys I'm gonna lay this on you... Wait that sounds weird. Once this guy comes up to me and just randomly hugs me, ok? So I look at him for a second and kinda move the hell away, and ask him, "why did you just hug me?" And he says "why didn't you hug back?" Man you just ran up to another boy you barely even knew, and is known around the school for literally being killed from hugs, and hugged me, let alone the fact you are a boy, randomly hugging another boy that you barely know. I swear this guy was either high as all hell (wait isn't hell down low underground?) or he was just screwing with me. Another time I meet this guy who asks, "is air gas?" In the classroom, and all I can do is look at this poor guy and wonder, "Is he trying to just screw with the class for a laugh, or is he serious?" Poor guy... Was serious... I didn't even know what to say. Nobody did. In fact, the teacher ignored his question after about 10 seconds and just continued teaching. Link to post Share on other sites
Tartar 103 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Hey everyone. I listened to this song recently it went something along the lines of: "duh du du du duh du du du du Duh dum dum dum dum bwah bwah". Does anyone know the name of it? Link to post Share on other sites
Jokinzazpi 0 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Ohh I know a good one that (Sadly) actually got asked in class. This happened in a class where most people were 16~. So we were in a physics class and suddenly one of the girls raises her hand and asks the following question: "If you get really close to the sun you die?". No, Im not kidding, she really asked that question, and the worst part was she was serious. The best part of this story is when the teacher decided to give her an answer as dumb as her question, telling her that you wouldn't die if you went there at night. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted May 26, 2016 Global Mods Share Posted May 26, 2016 Another time I meet this guy who asks, "is air gas?" In the classroom, and all I can do is look at this poor guy and wonder, "Is he trying to just screw with the class for a laugh, or is he serious?" Poor guy... Was serious... I didn't even know what to say. Nobody did. In fact, the teacher ignored his question after about 10 seconds and just continued teaching. Is air gas? I honestly don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
Jmanultrax1 38 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Am I boy, or a girl? I haven't looked down to check. Link to post Share on other sites
Tartar 103 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Am I boy, or a girl? I haven't looked down to check. This seems like a feature that should be in Pokemon games, where you get to decide the gender of the professor... Link to post Share on other sites
Lilleen 10 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Can fish fart? Link to post Share on other sites
theSenex 3 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 1.) How do you open a door again? I kinda forgot... 2.) Whats the number that comes after 1? 3.) How do you spell the word "A"?? -----AND finally------- 4.) What colour is an orange? I'm pretty sure it's blue. Has to be... It's BLUE! Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Girl 86 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 How do you fart? Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 A really really dumb question huh... Am I cute?~ -.- Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Girl 86 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 How do you kiss? Link to post Share on other sites
Absol-lutelty awesome! 0 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 How do you kiss? Hey, hey, I asked that question once for real and I sure haven't learned anything about that matter... "Are dogs canines?" ........ Bro. Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Girl 86 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 How do you write? Link to post Share on other sites
raspbel 0 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 One time I was at school having PE class. I rushed into the water with a bunch of my classmates. I gasped for air, and once I got out of the water to breathe: "Is the water wet?" I'm ashamed of myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Bluewolf 0 Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 How come a man can't be nominated for best actress? Link to post Share on other sites
MrFish 0 Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 "Ryan, why does a triangle add up to turning the other way?" Gavin you are a beautiful human being. Link to post Share on other sites
Honchy 0 Posted June 14, 2016 Author Share Posted June 14, 2016 Holy moly, this is still going on? Link to post Share on other sites
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