What if a reptilian ghost girl who doesn't trust Dr. Phil asked you for a cheeseburger?

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

Seemingly, it's just an ordinary day. Seemingly. Until you notice an outline of a person through your curtains. You open the curtains, and there she is. Her body is green and has scales. Her eyes are completely white with no pupils. She has black, medium-length curly hair, a white, long-sleeve shirt, and a long, black skirt.

You close the curtains, stumble a few steps backwards, and fall down. She suddenly appears in your room, standing in front of your curtains. She goes on a rant about Dr. Phil. She says to watch out for him. She calls him a liar, a cheater, and a thief. She says he exists in every country in the world, and wants to destroy each one. He has resources that no one else has, and he's gained control of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).

She then asks you for a cheeseburger.

So, what will you do? Will you give her a cheeseburger? What's your reaction to these events?

Important info: If you choose to give her a cheeseburger, she'll take any kind (meaning you get one from McDonald's or you can cook one yourself, or any other way of obtaining one). She doesn't like pepper jack cheese, but any other kind is acceptable.

[Shing 73]

What did i just read.

(Edit) Well i google searced it, and i guess i understand a bit..

[Juniper 17]

I didn't google search this but I'll say, I would be incredibly terrified by such a ghastly appirition and hand over a cheeseburger in the hopes that she would leave me alone 0_0

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

What did you google search to find this? o . o I made up this scenario this morning while I was taking a shower.

[Shing 73]

reptilian ghost girl and dr-phil in google search...

wait, you made that up what-

[Juniper 17]

It's quite evident that while you were in the shower,

Google distributed internet files into your brain through osmosis using the water is a method of physical transport.

It's elementary really.

It's the only possible explanation I can even think of.

The real question is the motive..

[Takosher 257]

*Goes back to bed*

[Tacos 205]

I cut off connections with my dealer.

[Arkhi 199]

I'd lecture her about how Pepper Jack cheese is the superior cheese to all others. If she can't handle the heat, she deserves no burger of mine.

[Vinny 27]

"...How were you outside of a window when I live in the 9th floor?"

I know about frog jumping and all that jazz, but this is ridiculous.

[Red_Chaos 9]

I'm going to assume that she will also want a cola to go with it.

[TRHStatement 1]

*proceeds to roundhouse kick the lizard girl*

In fear that my life will be forever haunted if I say no, I'll probably take her to a McDonald's for a burger then.

Also what do you put in your ice cream sandwiches?

[Jericho 114]

[Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650]

*proceeds to roundhouse kick the lizard girl*

In fear that my life will be forever haunted if I say no, I'll probably take her to a McDonald's for a burger then.

Also what do you put in your ice cream sandwiches?

Why? Do you want to give her an ice cream cheeseburger? I can make one.

[Gore 10]

obviously, i would make the cheeseburger and then eat it myself to see what happened.

[Combat 62]

I would probably either call an exorcist, or if need be, start yelling various religious lines in an attempt to preform a "bootleg" exorcism. It really would depend on how much money I presently had, whether or not this spirit effected phone lines, or depending on how much coffee I had previous consumed within the last twelve hours.

[Shadow Tack 2]

I'd probably make like 10 cheeseburgers and give 8 to her and proceed to talk about her distrust of doctor phil over lunch.

[Sin! 17]

i'd give her a cheese burger. with pepper jack cheese. >:]

then proceed to sparta kick her out of my room.

Kappa

[RaymondNotRay 0]

*puts cheeseburger order into register*

"Will that be all, ma'am?"

"I must also request Phil's head,"

"All right, we'll have that right out for you."

*prepares guillotine*

[InnocentSerenity 32]

My reaction:

"Nice to meet you, Miss Reptile Ghost. Might I ask what you're doing in my house? Oh, just a rant about Dr. Phil. Never watched his show, so I don't know much about him. But, as long as you don't do anything bad, I won't kick you out.

"Oh, you want a cheeseburger? Any particular kind you want? No? Okay, let's go to (insert nearby burger place here). You'll like the cheeseburgers there. I'll get one myself, actually."