Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted August 9, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a cookie made of lava can heal burns. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that one way to slay a dragon is to use another dragon. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that an ice-cream can heal frozenness. I thought that you would have gone for that one, Ice Cream Sand Witch. Link to post Share on other sites
Drymus 0 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a level 15 grass type and a level 1 rock type can beat a level 75 dragon if the grass type is holding a claw. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a level 15 grass type and a level 1 rock type can beat a level 75 dragon if the grass type is holding a claw. Or if that Grass-type's Prankster Cottonee. If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Bikers can ride their bikes inside the Battle Tower, but you can't. Link to post Share on other sites
cmdemension 1 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that the charecters never age they stay 10 Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that a trans woman can complete her transition in six months thanks to the power of science. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's perfectly ok for a 10 year old to leave home and never come back. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that tiny pieces of metal make animals respect you. Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel Blackworth 279 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can have an infinite storage in your bag. Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that swag and love are the two most annoying things you could possibly have to endure. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 1, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 1, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that people who stand around on bridges have no regrets as long as they do their best. Link to post Share on other sites
doombotmecha 174 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything, it's that everyone has their own road to victory. It might be slower, they might suffer setbacks, they might waste time staring at a fossil, but they'll pull through eventually. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 If pokemon has learned me anything, it's that you have to commit ritual speciocide in order to be the very best. Link to post Share on other sites
iCerulean 5 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything, it's how much drama can result from having direct eye contact with someone and how important it is to learn the MU (Match-Up) before every encounter. Link to post Share on other sites
Hypa 1 Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that if people want to fight you, you dont even have to make eye contact with them Link to post Share on other sites
Sutoratosu 11 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that beings that literally spend their entire lives in and around, and even controlling, water must be taught how to swim, dive, and scale waterfalls by a little computer disk made by humans. If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that people are very accepting of strange names- ex: a young boy related to prof. oak who was for some reason named "Asshole", may yet walk around in society and garner no strange looks for it. If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that no matter how young, how neglectful and apathetic the parents are, or how incompetent the local and international police departments are, a single child may take down an entire terrorist organization. Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny 27 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that beings that literally spend their entire lives in and around, and even controlling, water must be taught how to swim, dive, and scale waterfalls by a little computer disk made by humans. This so much. F*** everything, we humans shall teach birds how to fly. If pokémons has taught me anything, is that successfull people use hats. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 6, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 6, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that trying to tackle, punch, or kick a ghost won't do anything, but they don't handle being bitten very well. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that encyclopedias supposedly written by professionals often exaggerate and sometimes contradict each other (some of Slugma's entries say that it doesn't sleep, while Emerald's says it sleeps near magma). Link to post Share on other sites
Hypa 1 Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that a professor will openly ask a 10 year old kid to do his work for him and sit in his lab awaiting the feedback only so he can critisise you when you havent done enough then give you advice on how to procede when he could just do it himself .... Link to post Share on other sites
wytch_doctr 1 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything it's to walk into strangers' houses and get good shit If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that looking at someone can make their defense lower, but NOT their defense to special attacks If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that a balloon can breathe fire Link to post Share on other sites
Narckarth 0 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it's guns don't need to be used to solve problems like crime, assuming you have monsters that are made of pure darkness, can manipulate the weather and emit infernos from around their bodies. Link to post Share on other sites
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