Squidward Tentaquil

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Don't sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It's the only way to live a life without regrets.

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If the world wants you dead so they may laugh at your corpse, it's your duty to live, so that you may smile at their ashes.

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To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right, even if others tell you you're wrong. The first thing you must do to live a life of power is to find courage. You must be ready to reach beyond the boundaries of Time itself. And to do that, all you need is the will to take that first step.

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Just because you're walking your path alone, with everyone screaming at you to turn back and do as they say, doesn't make it the wrong path. If you think your path is one of justice, then don't give up on your justice.

In short; I'm god.