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+Bazaro - : .helix are we men?#BreloomBot: It is decidedly so.Old memes die hard
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again...
The more you want someone to die, the less likely they are to.
And Vice Versa.
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I'ma just gonna use Sunny Day and Flamethrower that Jirachi to hell once it hits the field...
And give the now-fire-type Doom Desire even MORE damage???
Actually that sounds like a great idea, do it
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>Illuminate boosts Special Attack on switch in
Hello Starmie, welcome to Anna's team, alongside Metagross (who no longer has a Dark weakness, might I add)
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Added more stuff and removed the immortality bit. And that makes sense for phoenixes, I've seen them viewed from both sides, I just didn't know which side you took.
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Name: Agura, Age: 163
Race: Phoenix-Hybrid (Primal Spirit)
Racials:
Phoenician Regeneration:
Any damage Phoenixes take from Fire damage heals instead.
Natural Weapons
Agura uses the talons on his feet and hands as slashing weapons.
(Note:)
Agura's power draws from a limited well of fire magic inherent to phoenixes. Resting or absorbing fire restores his fire. As he uses his fire magic, he reaches burnout. If he reaches full burnout, he will die, but can be revived again through fire.
Appearance:
Agura has a human torso and face of a tall, lean man. His forearms and legs are birdlike, each with 4 talons on the foot/hand. His upper forearms and back of his shoulders are covered in bright red-orange feathers. His hair is a matching color that is slicked back and spiky. When using Fire magic, his feathers and hair glow a very bright orange. When approaching burnout, they turn white, and slowly turn to charcoal black at full burnout. His eyes are a bright pale blue, almost lavender. He wears the worn leather vest and pants given to him while imprisoned.
Personality:
Being hated most of his life and being in solitary confinement for so long severely damaged Agura’s psyche. He does his best to control his urge to destroy, but often loses himself whenever a conflict breaks out. He has an extremely short temper and a short-to-nonexistent attention span, but while fighting has complete focus on every move he and his opponent make. Believing he is truly immortal, he is arrogant and quick to underestimate foes, which backfires often. He prefers to go alone, as anyone else would just get in his way (and likely caught in his reckless attacks.) Without ever being truly shown proper ethics and morals, he often has trouble distinguishing right from wrong, and often ends up doing what is most fun or otherwise directly beneficial to himself.
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WIPBackground:
Created by a human sorcerer seeking immortality by using the powers of a phoenix, Agura was one result of the man's work. The sorcerer tried to help the young monster-boy live a normal life among other Free-Races, but he couldn’t stop noticing the sideways glances, the mothers holding their children a little closer, the fear in their eyes. He couldn’t bear it.
There were rumors of a city of monsters that was not too far away. The locals spoke with such disdain in their voices about it, but to Agura it was an escape from this cruel world. The sorcerer told him the safest route, and supplied him for the short journey there. The sorcerer was sad to see his “son” go, but he knew it was for the best. And so, he continued his research alone.
Agura arrived at Castle Dour’s massive gates with ease. The guards were friendly enough, and he quickly found a room to stay in. There were monsters of all different shapes and sizes living in harmony… It was perfect!
It was then that the Free Races declared war upon the Monsters. Agura was quick to enlist, willing to do everything to protect his new home. He was taught from several specialized trainers how to hone his fire magics, and even helped him bear through his phoenixian regeneration. From there, he was sent into the front lines.
Agura cut through countless ranks, scorching a path of destruction across the battlefield. Soon after, the Free Races pulled back, making a defensive position around the outskirts of the Castle’s territory. King Solomon ordered the Monsters hold their lines as well, but Agura had better ideas. He led a small band of fellow bloodthirsty comrades to raid nearby Free Race villages, sating their boredom more than anything else. Yet as he killed, he saw the same looks in the eyes of the people he had all those years ago, but now they meant nothing. They deserve this. It wasn’t until the Agura found the sorcerer again did he feel a change. The man, once filled with ambition and determination was now a feeble old man clutching onto life. And through all of the screams, all of the cries and bloodshed, the sorcerer’s disappointment broke Agura’s heart the most. The only one he could truly call “family.”
Several other monsters had joined in on the “fun” over time, including a lieutenant, a massive orc with one eye. He ordered Agura to kill the old man. When Agura refused, he killed the man himself. In utter outrage, Agura turned and killed the lieutenant and several of his men, reducing their bodies to ash. By the times the elite guards had found Agura, he had lost his will to fight, mourning the loss of his father, and surrendered peacefully.
News of his treachery had reached the castle’s walls, which had since been sealed shut as the Free Races advanced inwards. Agura was viewed as a murderer by the Monsters, and awaited trial. But, as the Monsters had their attentions focused on the War at hand, they had him locked away in a cooler room in the deepest levels of an extra-planar dungeon known as The Exile. Agura was eventually forgotten by the end of the war, and waited frozen in that room for over 100 years.
News of the Castle's reopening has reached the ears of the The Exile, and some aren't so happy with this decision...
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Pоcky: ( ´‿ゝ`)Pоcky was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)+Cormae of Atlantia: what+Odysseus Rabenholt: ( ´‿ゝ`) we are men ( ´‿ゝ`)Odysseus Rabenholt was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)PretZEL DW: Why this• %mde2001 rolls eyes+Sonic112233: what are weCoolGirl Ravenholt: sigh• CoolGirl Ravenholt sighs+Sonic112233: ´‿ゝ`) we are men ( ´‿ゝ`)Sonic112233 was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)+Amazonian Sparky: oml+Amazonian Sparky: Not this shit again+IDobbyI: ( ´‿ゝ`) we are men ( ´‿ゝ`)IDobbyI was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)• %mde2001 continues to roll eyesPretZEL DW: :]%TF Ark joined; +Amazonian Sparky left+Senator Pyrrhon: ( ´‿ゝ`) we are men ( ´‿ゝ`)Senator Pyrrhon was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)%TF Ark: ...good lord%TF Ark: you were right, mdePretZEL DW: So screenshots have no effect on mute?PretZEL DW: In that casePretZEL DW: ( ´‿ゝ`) we are men ( ´‿ゝ`)PretZEL DW was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)+Cormae of Atlantia: RIPCyanna Cyril: ( ´‿ゝ`) we are women ( ´‿ゝ`)Cyanna Cyril was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)+Cormae of Atlantia: whyCoolGirl Ravenholt: y'all hopelessCoolGirl Ravenholt: no offense+Cormae of Atlantia: same tbh+Cormae of Atlantia: oml+RBRN Azery: ( ‿ゝ) we are men ( ‿ゝ)RBRN Azery was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)+Odysseus Rabenholt: ( ´‿ゝ`) we are men ( ´‿ゝ`)Odysseus Rabenholt was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)Mr. Mojo Roo: im back+Senator Pyrrhon: Someone needs to edit never gonna give you up to have the we are men face on Rick Atsley's faceMr. Mojo Roo: kind of wish i wasnt back from what i seePretZEL DW: ahhPretZEL DW: [20:14:56] +Senator Pyrrhon: Someone needs to edit never gonna give you up to have the we are men face on Rick Atsley's face>>• PretZEL DW opens photoshop+Senator Pyrrhon: >u>+Bazaro: IT HAS RETURNEDEDMr. Mojo Roo: cause you know we cant let the annoyance die+Bazaro: ( ´‿`) we are men( ´‿`)+Bazaro: ayyyy lmao+Senator Pyrrhon: LOL BAZMr. Mojo Roo: dan+Cormae of Atlantia: why does this thing still work+Bazaro: found the banned phrase+Bazaro: #gottemPоcky: ( ´‿`) we are men( ´‿`)Mr. Mojo Roo: DAN%mde2001: Dan+Cormae of Atlantia: DAN CHAN+Bazaro: roo calm yo tits son+Cormae of Atlantia: WE NEED YOUR POWERSCormae of Atlantia was warned by BreloomBot. (Automated response: caps)Pоcky: tengo explotar mi amigos+Cormae of Atlantia left~Blιnd gυardιan: ???~Blιnd gυardιan: whaaat+Senator Pyrrhon: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and we outtie%mde2001: They found a way to get around it
~Blιnd gυardιan: im busy• %mde2001 cries+IDobbyI: We are menPоcky: can it be a quality shitpost?+Bazaro: shush mde, you weren't even there for the original+Cormae of Atlantia: Are we men?PretZEL DW: [´‿ゝ'] we are hopeless men [ ´‿ゝ']PretZEL DW was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: your message contained a banned phrase)
+IDobbyI: We are mens~Blιnd gυardιan: ._.+Bazaro: ( ´‿`) we are men ( ´‿`)+Quіnn joined+IDobbyI: ( ´‿`) we are meme ( ´‿`)+Cormae of Atlantia: omlWendel of Avalon: ...+Quіnn: what's poppin ya boosted animals+Cormae of Atlantia: the fiji bottle+Bazaro: Renzo+Bazaro: we fixed+Cormae of Atlantia: i died+Bazaro: it+Quіnn: fixed what+Bazaro: we are men has returnedMr. Mojo Roo: ive already stated how sick of this shit i am last time, i dont want to repeat myself+Quіnn: ( ´‿`) we are men ( ´‿`)+Cormae of Atlantia: ikaru+Cormae of Atlantia: HI+Quіnn: Never did it before~IkaruKazuna: I'm going to start hourmuting if you guys keep it up right after getting unmuted+IDobbyI: I mean what can I say I like men+Quіnn: It was the first and last time Mikey+Quіnn: I promiseOn another note: 3 more QB's until 2000 roadmark
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Enjoy, Viri~
Had to simplify a lot of details for the sake of 96x96 but here's a rough sprite + shiny, I guess.

dunno about the green earsIt's not really my thread but x_x
Your works look great, keep it up man
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After reading up on this, I find it pretty interesting... I haven't done an RP on Reborn yet, but gotta start somewhere, right? Assuming you're still accepting new characters
I'll leave the rest of this post as a WIP for the character, I guess?
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(please give this to radomus please give this to radomus please give this to radomus please give this to radomus please give this to radomus)
Chess Field already extends Trick Room's time to 8 turns, and it was already said Amplifield doesn't stack with field effects...
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... I got bored, okay?
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Shia's Puppy: Hilda's gonna be handled by Ame soonShia's Puppy: :]@Meteor Ace Hilda: I can take her.Alicirno: Izzat soShia's Puppy: Ok then, i'll eat the corpse of the loserShia's Puppy: It's a dealBazaro: Ame vs Hilda@Meteor Ace Hilda: who said anyone was dying.Bazaro: next death battle \o/+Apophyll Sparky: Ame and the omnomnomShower Shia: [23:30:25] Bazaro: Ame vs Hilda• Shower Shia prepares the bunker.Shia's Puppy: "Loser", not "the person that dies"• Bazaro prepares the lawnchair and popcorn• Shower Shia takes Sparky with them.@Meteor Ace Hilda: And I think, winner eats the loser in this scenario.@Meteor Ace Hilda: :xBazaro: LOLShower Shia: ...Shia's Puppy: So Ame eats Hilda thenShia's Puppy: Such a fun scene to watchBazaro: it's a mutual relationshipTadow Shack: ...the amount of r7Tadow Shack: lolBazaro: they eat each otherShia's Puppy: What's your bet guys ?@Meteor Ace Hilda: If I didn't respect shia, I'd kick you, mutt.@Meteor Ace Hilda: :cShia's Puppy: I'm not a muttShower Shia: Yay, achievement get! And my puppy is totes cute. :c• Shower Shia pets their puppy.Shia's Puppy: And the fact you tried to kick me before is the reason i'm doing this@Meteor Ace Hilda: but I DIDN'T kick you.+Apophyll Sparky: welpShia's Puppy: But you TRIED toShia's Puppy: :]Shia's Puppy: I'm fun at parties• Shower Shia finally takes Sparky with them to the shower.Shower Shia:
@Meteor Ace Hilda: you haven't even seen me try.Shia's Puppy: True@Meteor Ace Hilda: Sides, I'd beat Ame in a fight.@Meteor Ace Hilda: :]Shia's Puppy: Ok then, we'll seeJuuzou-Rei: "Fight, Fight, Fight"+Apophyll Sparky: owo&BreloomBot leftMeteor Ace Hilda prayed the BreloomBot away!Shia's Puppy: Plus, i can revive myself as many times as i want@Meteor Ace Hilda: ....that works.@Meteor Ace Hilda: what.Raіn Kuro joinedShia's Puppy: I have like 11 alts+Apophyll Sparky: #FightHildaFight@Meteor Ace Hilda: um.Raіn Kuro left@Meteor Ace Hilda: Ikaru+Apophyll Sparky: rip Clarice@Meteor Ace Hilda: I broke something.@Meteor Ace Hilda: :c~IkaruKazuna: ?Bazaro: LOL~IkaruKazuna: ...oh.Shia's Puppy: Clarice is on Ame's side, the winner's side that is+A0pophyll Sparky: 'zzzz...what'd you break this time?'&BreloomBot joinedShia's Puppy: LookGaming Hero Jacze: .Shia's Puppy: Clarice is back+RBRN Azery: wait we can make clarice le-+RBRN Azery: fuck she's back+RBRN Azery: ABORT!+Apophyll Sparky: rip AzeryGaming Hero Jacze: is thatGaming Hero Jacze: hilda's kick@Meteor Ace Hilda: .helix do you accept my apology&BreloomBot: Very doubtful.Shia's Puppy: Hi Jeri :]+Apophyll Sparky: #AbandonThread@Meteor Ace Hilda: ...oh. :[~AmethystBlack joinedGaming Hero Jacze: because that's p hilariousShia's Puppy: AME+Apophyll Sparky: ohai AmeBazaro: OH BOY• Bazaro noms popcornShia's Puppy: OHHHHTadow Shack: ameBazaro: LET THE GAMESBazaro: BEGINTadow Shack: lol#FanTheFlamesOh, and Hilda killed Clarice
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%EternalEdge: REAL ARTISTS SUFFER FOR THEIR ART (Hi breloom, it's worth)%EternalEdge: I missed%EternalEdge: RIP meEternalEdge was warned by Jerichø. (Caps)Ałice Kindłem♥ left• Ałice Kindłem♥ runs away to poke Dan on skype moar@Jerichø: I got u bb&Blιnd gυardιan: why~IkaruKazuna: too many non-caps%EternalEdge: ty@Jerichø: oh wait@Jerichø: he wanted to get muted?@Jerichø: Hold on@Jerichø: i fix%EternalEdge: .mute Jerichø%EternalEdge: SHITAłice Kindłem♥ joinedEternalEdge was muted by Jerichø for 7 minutes. (Caps, cus Breloom is sleeping on the job)+CHROMA Will: gg~IkaruKazuna: >didn't even switch to JeriBot@Jerichø: fuck&Blιnd gυardιan: 0/10 not a bot~IkaruKazuna: PS probably don't do that@Jerichø: I dont think it's moderated anymoreEternalEdge was unmuted by IkaruKazuna.JeriBot: Am I?JeriBot: Nah no more moderino%EternalEdge: I mean%EternalEdge: to be fairBazaro: rep0rted ab00s%EternalEdge: I did PM Dan%EternalEdge: [21:23:40] %EternalEdge: I'm letting it slide since I called it%EternalEdge: [21:23:41] %EternalEdge: >>EternalEdge was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: flooding)&Blιnd gυardιan: ... well~IkaruKazuna: LOL.Bazaro: LOL@Jerichø: BAHAHAHAH&Blιnd gυardιan: now everyone wins.Shadow Tack: REKTAłice Kindłem♥: welp-
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It all started... when Ame was born...+DobbyTheElfI: Man, it's been a while since I terrorised AsseryThe Gourmet: aqery awery arery atery auery aiery aoery apery ašery ađery aaery asery adery afery agery ahery ajery akery alery ačery aćery ažery ayery axery acery avery abery anery amery+DobbyTheElfI: That was fun+RBRN Azery joined+RBRN Azery: also I'm mostly just playing along+DobbyTheElfI: Amery+RBRN Azery: it provides necesarry amusement+DobbyTheElfI: The ship of Ame and Assery+RBRN Azery: .The Gourmet: aqery awery arery atery auery aiery aoery apery ašery ađery aaery asery adery afery agery ahery ajery akery alery ačery aćery ažery ayery axery acery avery abery anery amery +azery+RBRN Azery: that would sink~AmethystBlack: crashed into the ground.+RBRN Azery: the second it went up+DobbyTheElfI: I aw the name I took the chance+DobbyTheElfI: and denied+RBRN Azery: don't really care
+RBRN Azery: Hilda would kill me anyways :xThe Gourmet: okay aleryThe Gourmet: :cBazaro: DobberyThe Gourmet: can i jsut call you a<ery~AmethystBlack: I'd kill you just so I could be with her if that was what it took Q~QThe Gourmet: ame showing her sadist sidde again+RBRN Azery: Wouldn't be surprised+RBRN Azery: She'd kill anyone• The Gourmet gives ame a cookie+RBRN Azery: who got between Hilda and herBazaro: Wow Ame• ~AmethystBlack nom+DobbyTheElfI: Point is, anyone between Ame and Hilda gets stabbed and discardedBazaro: threatening to kill your users• Seeker Shia pours tea for everyone.+RBRN Azery: She's ruthlessBazaro: that's not good for business+RBRN Azery: like thatThe Gourmet: can i now get a free electivire ame :DD?~AmethystBlack: interesting point, but it's all hypothetical.~AmethystBlack: no one take me away from hilda and we won't have a problem. ^^Shadow Tack joinedThe Gourmet: wht if i kidnap her and keep her in my basementBazaro: what if we take Hilda from you then?Chibi Railgun joined+DobbyTheElfI: Ame will pull a Taken~AmethystBlack: same result.manfreeD leftThe Gourmet: butThe Gourmet: she will be able to eat anythingThe Gourmet: from picles+DobbyTheElfI: "I will find you"Pineapple the Blue: Aight I need to test a NU teamThe Gourmet: pikles*Pineapple the Blue: someone help+DobbyTheElfI: "And I will kill you"The Gourmet: to frozen chicken~AmethystBlack: she won't be able to eat me :c~AmethystBlack left• ~AmethystBlack broke a Pinkie Promise and was banished forever.Bazaro: Well that escalated quicklyThe Gourmet: eat your ass like grocery+DobbyTheElfI: Ame, R7!!!!!!! Get back here!
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Meteor Admin Lost: Scizor has quite possibly the best type compared with Bug%King Murdoc: also scizor, volcarona, genesect are thingsDJWongTong: Hiya Lost!
TheScarletSword: insert some comment about mega flygonTheScarletSword: everyone goes insane%King Murdoc: galvantula is plenty useableMeteor Admin Lost: combinedMeteor Admin Lost: Not comparedrupe: ALSOrupe: ARCEUS BUG+RBRN Azery: I feel like the line should have goneMeteor Admin Lost: Galvantula is fast and has Compoundeyes ThunderDJWongTong: And sticky web
%King Murdoc: hell even crustle can be a threat if used properlyBazaro: not counting Arceus+RBRN Azery: bug ground/bug flying/Dragon GroundMeteor Admin Lost: Look, I didn't say all Bugs were bad, just because Bug is a terrible typeBazaro: the best pure bug has to be...Meteor Admin Lost: There are some good onesBazaro: ... Volbeat?rupe: arceus bugDJWongTong: For when you want to sweep with mega garchomp or base metagrossrupe: come on bazaro%King Murdoc: !dt Volbeatrupe: i just said thisTheScarletSword: ice is worse than bug tbhBazaro: Bazaro: not counting ArceusBazaro: ^^^^^^^^^^+RBRN Azery: Accelgor is a thong+RBRN Azery: .+RBRN Azery: ..........Meteor Admin Lost: .Meteor Admin Lost: Yesrupe: accelgor is trashTheScarletSword: there are no merits whatsoever to being stuck with ice typeBazaro: Glorious.+RBRN Azery: I...Meteor Admin Lost: Accelgor is a thongUmbreeown left%King Murdoc: name a good ice type other thatn weavile or that other thing%King Murdoc: coffee tablerupe: ice is a good offensive type+RBRN Azery: I was trying to say thingBazaro: heyFezzdog: cloyster :x+RBRN Azery: but typo ;~;Bazaro: Hey AzeryTheScarletSword: offensively is OKrupe: see weavile and mamoswine%King Murdoc: oh yeah cloyster exists%King Murdoc: and mamoBazaro: There's a nice spot for youBazaro: in the QB
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So basically e were invaded by an army of Murdocs for the sake of a scroll bar, and then the auth stepped in to take a stand...Bazaro: wow, the userlist doesn't have a scroll barBazaro: needs moar people%King Murdoc: i could open ten more tabsxXNasDavXx: Dang%King Murdoc: wait%King Murdoc: this doesnt workBazaro: nopeBazaro: this isn't PO%King Murdoc: i have an ideaBazaro: if you change your name on one account, all of your pages sign into that accountxXNasDavXx: Phone and computerViscount Murdoc joinedViscount Murdoc: incognito opBazaro: that... could probably workBazaro: lolxXNasDavXx: .-. Incognito man is hereViscount Murdoc: i wonder if i can do multiple windows in incog modeB8zaro joined; +Lost Lore leftB8zaro: ayyxXNasDavXx: IdkEarl Murdoc joined; B8zaro left• B8zaro has died of dysentery.Earl Murdoc: i totally canBazaro: inb4 ban all MurdocsxXNasDavXx: ._. The royal house of Murdoc has arrivedThe command '/rename' was unrecognized. To send a message starting with '/rename', type '//rename'.Bazaro: /rename Murdoc > BudewPrince Murdoc joinedxXNasDavXx: Nah. That's reserved+Lost Lore joinedPrince Murdoc: how could i forget thisBazaro: you forgot Neko MaidPrince Murdoc: lol it's almost the same color as the original tooPrince Murdoc: oh rightxXNasDavXx: Inb4 Queen, Duke and PrincessNeko Maid Murdoc joinedBazaro: aaaaaand scroll bar achievedNeko Maid Murdoc: am i doing it rightBazaro: ayBazaro: we're the same color
xXNasDavXx: ._. MeepNeko Maid Murdoc: neatcecilia_bluetears joined
Normal Maid Murdoc joinedNormal Maid Murdoc: .Bazaro: now the other auth can kill you multiple times over <3@Jerichø: Huh?@Jerichø: What other auth?@Jerichø: Who@Jerichø: I'm so confusedNormal Maid Murdoc: Fun with Incognito mode@Jerichø: make it stop@Jerichø: clariceJerichø was muted by BreloomBot for 7 minutes. (Automated response: flooding)Bazaro: XDNormal Maid Murdoc: OMLBazaro: gj ClariceBazaro: thatNormal Maid Murdoc: thatBazaro: is going QBIt's funny watching Jeri trying to keep order in chat.
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Can't say I disagree, but it is thematically appropriate for the region. Plus, the disgusting water has been a theme literally since the start of the game.
Fortunately, this will be the last poison one.
This is implying you already have every field effect planned out.
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Reborn PMD... interesting.
I'd be willing to help out any way I can. I could try my hand at mapping, I suppose.
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This is more or less how the chat ended up...
(10:45:03) Aaron: i'll let you touch my unbreaking rod
(10:45:15) +Amethyst: @ aaron maybe i am. i guess that depends on what you smell.
(10:45:59) Aaron: ame is touching my rod.
(10:46:02) Aaron: pls no.
(10:46:04) Bazaro: confirmed(10:46:12) Sandusky: inb4 IKEA erotica
(10:46:16) Astrid: aaron x ame
(10:46:18) Jacze: ??
(10:46:19) Bazaro: otp(10:48:14) +Amethyst: the only time im touching aaron is when im causing him physical pain.
(10:48:21) Bazaro: o bby
(10:48:28) Sandusky: Amethyst confirmed to do IKEA erotica
(10:48:32) +Amethyst: ??????
(10:48:35) +Amethyst: ?????????????????????????????????????(10:49:03) Sandusky: Named after the Swedish big-box store, IKEA Erotica describes the tendency of badly written sex scenes to be nothing more than "insert tab A into slot B" ad nauseam, as though the readers actually didn't know what goes where.
(10:49:12) Pandora: What the holy fuck
(10:49:13) Astrid: sandusky shhhhhhhhhh
(10:49:17) Bazaro: LOL(10:49:50) ¼: ame has many slot b's if u get where im goin
(10:49:51) ¼: c;c;c;c;c;(10:50:03) Aaron: i can confirm.
(10:50:22) +Amethyst: i
(10:50:22) +Amethyst: what(10:50:29) +Amethyst: you leave my slot b's out of this
(10:50:33) Pandora: LOL
(10:50:33) Astrid: that'+s the real shit
(10:50:34) this: wait what
(10:50:37) this: what(10:50:47) Aaron: i'll insert rod p into slot b.
(10:50:49) Pandora: Shouldn't it be slot A(10:50:52) Aaron: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
... and then Ame died and we all lived happily ever after.
The end.
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