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  1. 9 minutes ago, Edo said:

    but the prophecy only states one of the lights to have Arceus' power, so those four wouldn't fit the prophecy

    Wait then what's the point of the four of them having Arceus' power as well?

    I assumed that's how they'd save the world from destruction mentioned in the Library mural. By holding hands and combining their powers?

     

    Also I misread Nexen57's post, he was talking about the Madame Peony prophecy not the library one. Whoops.

  2. 1 hour ago, Nexen57 said:

     

    The four lights are player,someone with a soul as gold as Arceus's light,someone with the resolve to lead others and someone who fights for a lost loved one.So by deduction the four lights should be : MC,Melia,Aelita and Ren.

     

    And not the four blonde siblings who when together literally started glowing gold and formed the symbol of Arceus?

    I don't think the MC is part of either prophecy tbh.

    Seems a bit odd for someone alleged to be outside destiny's grasp to be in a destined prophecy, no?

  3. 11 hours ago, Display name said:

    Who has regigagas that’s what I want to know

    Nymeria herself, I'd imagine.

    What I want to know whatever happened to the two secret members of her gang that used Regidrago and Regieleki?

    Did she lock them up for being terrible and unnecessary like their Regis?

  4. My theory is that Crescent is the Cresselia gijinka like Spacea and Timpea are of Palkia and Diagla.

    Spoiler

    And that the Puppet Master is a Darkrai.

    Feels like it'd make their bullshit powers slightly less bullshit at least.

     

    Which makes me wonder why the only human versions of legendaries are the Sinnoh ones?

    What makes them different from Groudon and Kyogre?

     

    Also a tip from someone else in the screenshot biz: You should put your updates in spoilers so my computer doesn't die trying to load all of them at once.

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  5. On 5/8/2020 at 2:09 PM, Node15 said:

    I don't about you but depending on how Jan is feeling when he creates V13 Story he might decide to let the player get effected by Isha's "gift" and let some other characters save everyone else just thinking though since I'm a little tired of the player essentially being everyone's deus ex machina.

    U wot?

    Did you play the same game as me?

    The player never saves the day, they just win the obligatory and often pointless Pokemon battle and then someone else swoops in and stops the bad guy using magic powers.

    Over and over and over.

    I can't understand how you came to your conclusion.

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    NUZLOCKE CANCELLED FOREVER!!!!

     

     

    Howdy hey, my adoring audience. I've been lacking on updates lately huh?

     

    I'd apologise if it were actually my fault but it ain't.

     

    Y'see about three weeks ago I got hurt (doing something heroic of course not something stupid like falling down a flight of stairs, no sir.) and that left me unable to physically sit down for long enough to edit/take pictures for this run without it actually being considered torturing myself. 

     

    So Rejuvenation is on hiatus till like mid-December so I can heal. That cancellation thing was just a bit obviously.

     

    I'll shoot off a load of chapters  for the weeks I missed when I'm better of course. You're all eager to see me get kicked out a window by Sakitron I'm sure.

     

    Since I've got nothing to do and am bored out of my fucking skull. I thought I'd make another terrible mistake like starting another Nuzlocke. Or well record for another one at least.

    Because at least then playing videogames can be considered actually productive.

     

    Except this time there's no Pokemon.

    I'll keep the game title secret for now in case I can't actually make this weird spin-off work as a series but I need all of your help for a gimmick. Even those lurkers who read but never comment.

     

    I want to get all your usernames (or whatever names you want to give) and name the characters after them so I can try not to get you all killed. Emphasis on try.

    It'll hopefully make you feel more invested in the characters since they're not adorable creatures like Haxorus this time around. They're humans just like you! And actually ARE you if that gypsy curse turns out to be legitimate

     

    So yeah. That's the long and short of what I'm doing.

     

    Here's the Google Doc where you can put your name down for the dubious honour of being one of my meatshields against the forces of darkness.

     

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Z174EKxOaGopOglfr-GdogAQwsNn_Qp2GcEwntDwj9w/edit?usp=sharing

     

    Hope you join, not like it's costing you anything anyway!

     

     

    Oh and here are your replies!

     

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    On 11/7/2019 at 4:41 PM, No name said:

    C'mon! Changing my comment to fit you is definitely NOT OKAY.

    Then again, you ARE the guy who said "Call me whenever want a good pounding!" to Cain. (No,I am NOT counting that as an "accident")

    And the guy who told an ejuculation joke to a 12 year old. 

    And the guy who admitted to be the Brock of Rejuvenation.

    And the guy who called Melia "cute".

     

    (My point is that If you are gonna twist my comments to fit you, then I am going to twist your comments to fit me.)

     

    So,when's "Snakewood Log Number 7"?

    Gotta spice up Snakewood Log Number 7 somehow man. 

    Well of course not. Everything joke I make is calculated to the finest degree to get at best a weak chuckle.

    And Melia is aesthetically cute.  Think of her like a penguin. Soft and cute until it opens its big mouth and you see the horror within.

    Well I hope you're excited that I've started another spin-off and Snakewood is looking even less likely.

     

    On 11/7/2019 at 7:17 PM, J-Awesome_One said:

    Well I mean tbh, I could see you saying that rather than my boy so... yes. I did expect you to call it that.

    Hmm... Then that must be V10. I played this bit on V11 and it looks NOTHING like that. Very interesting.

    HAHAHAHAHA. Ahh. Ahh god. That "Narcissa still doing her job" line. Ahh...

    I feel like it'd bin a while since you lost a Pokemon to a random trainer. That sucks...

    Omg. I'm just imagining that you're being all quiet. "Hey. Can you let me in the train and somehow have it leave the station quietly?" "SORRY! BUT THE TRAIN ISN'T READ TO LEAVE YET! YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL WE ARE PREPARED TO LEAVE BOY WITH GREEN CLOTHING ON!"

    Well if you stay in that town long enough, you'll be the 1 considered sane.

    Well I mean eventually every Pokemon Typing Combination will happen so might as well do it right?

    Nah too wordy. And I hate words.

    Yeah going back to Gearan in Version 12 was a big shock. And then Terajuma was an even bigger one. The world is changing too rapidly. I'm losing all sense of familiarity with it. And now there's going to be a fucking Wild Area from SWSH instead of Route 4? My god.

    And then she quits three chapters after I said that. Fucking great league we have in Aevium.

    More than a while. The last Pokemon I lost to some random nobody was Doggle. DOGGLE.

    Nah. Gamefreak will never make an Electric/Fighting type. It's been 25 years and that still hasn't popped into their stupid heads.

     

     

    On 11/7/2019 at 7:51 PM, Dex said:

    For that HM slave joke, your ticket to heck has been paid in full.

     

    Poor Coyote, probably bad call keeping him in against that Primarina but you really had no other options. Also yeah this is around the point that even the random trainers and grunts start to become threats. I remember seeing some trainers in GDC pull out X items so have fun there.

     

    Also 30 Pokemon dead?! 5 full teams of mons dead, that honestly sucks. Honestly this adventure stopped remotely being worth the cost after Blacksteeple.

     

    I think that stink may have had an effect on people in West Gearan, because half the residents seemed unhinged. Not including Karen who is next level insane, I'm honestly not sure who is worse her or Terra from Reborn. Also that's what you get for trying to dodge the plot.

     

    You say that about Litten now, but considering your track record with Fire types in this game. . . . 

     

    Also yeah, the potential for variety is countered by the thought of some truly nightmarish battles if you think about it. Honestly not worth it lol.

     

    Oh great. I was planning on going there eventually but I just couldn't scrape the money together!

    Yeah I forgot Primarina was part-Fairy, real bone-headed move on my part. Oh joy.

    Wait, no. That's actually a good thing. I'm getting sick of steamrolling these NPCs! (Of course it'll still look like I am due to my clever editing trick of leaving out the parts where I suck)

    It'll all be worth it when I sit/build that throne...which at this point will probably be made of bones...

    I'd say Terra is worse because she's more annoying. Sure Karen is easily more homicidal but I can't be homicided in this game so it evens out.

    HEY ZIRA'S STILL ALIVE! And she's like the third oldest member of the DT Crew!

    I wonder if there's a fangame that has the gym leaders just use whatever they want instead of being forced to follow a typing? It'd be a challenge for sure

    On 11/8/2019 at 4:24 AM, pikafan96 said:

    Aw, poor Coyote...

    Taken out by an opera-singing mermaid-seal is not a flattering way to go...

     

    Congratulations on 30 dead Pokemon 🎉

    Your reward is clinical depression 🙂

     

    Good, you got the jaw fossil.

    I like Tyrantrum better than Aurorus too. The only reason I took the sail fossil in my run was because I needed an ice type and I was curious to see if Aurorus were any good.

    Also, I already had a dragon type on my team and didn't want to double up on types...

     

    Ah, Karen.

    Always a pleasure to see her and absolutely terrifying mannerisms.

    One of these days she's just going to snap and run off with your kidneys...

    Especially one that only sings Aria's. He deserved to go out to a proper tenor song like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yllVeEE-zp0

    Sadly I only got normal depression. I avoid the doctors in this region for a very good reason.

    And then you met a level 13 Machop and it Low kicked your Aurorus to oblivion.

    Or do something crazy like force me into a shotgun wedding! Hahahahaha...haaaaa....

     

     

     

    On 11/8/2019 at 9:31 AM, Falirion said:

    Wow a full box of dead mons, and this region is only going to throw even more BS at you, depression is right
    Poor bibarel always the HM-slave (well it is the best one at it) and rejuv takes even that niche away with those golden items
    Yeah alvavors ruins was the place karen send those bikers (noted that name just to see if we ever see them again)
    Man that sucks about Coyote, prim does have quite a bit of special bulk but damn, on a random shmuck?
    Don't be so hard on Karen she just loves her little dov.... PFFFHAHAHA almost got through that with a straight face, yeah she is probably only E8 because anyone telling her otherwise vanishes never to be seen again (well and her pokemon are probably good too, i guess)
    Yeah spiking the water does sound like something Saki would do, and then the rest of her family adopted that for the entire region.
    Rose better never get hurt, that might just put you into complete shut down
     

    C-can't wait!

    At least I won't have to teach anyone fucking Cut anymore. Worst HM Move after Whirlpool.

    I don't even know where that place would be on the map...Neverwinter maybe?

    I also resent being a "dove" they're a wussy bird of peace. Why couldn't it have been a falcon or an albatross? Those are cool birds.

    The Blakeorys man...they're turning the Politoeds gay.

    Oh definitely. Then followed by a homicidal rampage that'll never end because I can't be permanently killed.

    On 11/9/2019 at 4:18 AM, Gaunt said:

    Stealing is wrong...but not in a RPG game! I literally steal everything not nailed down in every RPG i play and yes Tyrantrum is way better than Aurorus (and i'm not saying this just because i like Dragon Pokemon and dinosaurus)

    Now i (partially) understand why Saki is the way she is, growing up in that city would drive anyone crazy.

    Oh Karen, you know she is probably the only NPC in this game i actually like (some others i can tolerate but that's about it) i think she's a well written character (unlike most of the cast) with her own clear (even if insane) goals and motivation...sooo when is the wedding?

    Anime is Art! and the "plot" is a very important part of it, i would even dare say it's integral to the understanding and development of the story...ahem moving on

    30 Pokemon already died on this run? That's a lot more than i thought (probably because half of them didn't stay on the team long enough for me to notice but still) and take care of Rose i remember ragequitting my Pokemon Black run after i lost my main to a random double battle, it was not pretty.

    Aha a slavery joke in 2019...you are a brave man

     

     

     

    But what if you steal an RPG game? Is that a crime? Gamefreak just loves making Pokemon with terrible typing.

    It explains why she's pale at least. Everyone in Gearan must be severely lacking in Vitamin C because I've never seen the sun here.

    In two chapters. Save the date.

    It takes a LOT of work to get the boob jiggle right after all.

    I'd say it'd be higher if there was more battling going on. Some chapters (the past ones in particular) I don't fight anything. 

    Nuzlockers would probably be murderers if Pokemon were real honestly.

    Some might even call me a hero! For daring to make a joke in this stupid sensitive society of weaklings. 

    On 11/11/2019 at 9:42 AM, Hakimblue99 said:

    If there's an award for the most inconsistent commenter here, I'm definitely taking first place.

     

    Yeesh. 30 dead mons? I wouldn't be surprised if you somehow manage to collect another box of corpses in the future, because of Rejuvenation being Rejuvenation

     

    Wait, you can steal the fossil? Or was that changed in the later versions?

     

    ...Wait, so there was nearly an off-screen train crash, and was saved by that guy. That's...a pretty odd detail to put in. To me at least.

     

    Also, didn't know you have time travelling powers. I'm guessing exposure to that time crystal must had infected you with time-ningitus or something

     

    I dunno...there's people who've only commented twice ever after all.

    I do. But unfortunately there's not another legendary Johto Bird to bury them with.

    No clue. I only played the early game in the later version to see what changed.

    It is. Where's this guy's parade? The man's a hero!

    I have no idea myself. After all that's Future Sean. I'm sure I'll figure out how to do it someday...

    Or that was just a one-off joke.

    The second option is more likely.

     

     

     

     

     

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    Sean meanders around a new town and gets into all sorts of mischief.

     

    Man imagine if this was an actual fucking show with Tv Guide summaries like that?

     

    Oof.

     

    Anyway your replies.

     

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    On 11/2/2019 at 12:13 AM, J-Awesome_One said:

    You know, if I were to paint myself pink, I'd look like regular Majin Buu and Super Buu combined.

    Btw, YES! I have to do that anytime I've been reading your nuzlockes. But it's worth it for a read... You know, if someone could take your nuzlocke of this game and make it into a manga, that would be awesome as fuck.

    Btw, (I feel like I've asked you this 1000 times already so if I did, you have permission to take out all of your unyielding rage out on me) are you on V12 because I do NOT remember the Gym looking like that. AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BATTLE AMANDA!?

    Uhh... Are you saying that Bug Type Moves aren't very effective on Dragon Types? Cuuus I'm pretty sure that's not true.

    Uhh... What do you mean your boy? Domacles doesn't have a gender!

    You know, I honestly can't wait til you get to GDC. To me, that's when shit goes from 100 to tripping the fuck out on acid and LSD 1000. Gonna have to see your reactions to that when the time comes.

    Either that or a crazy man who painted himself pink.

    Unfortunately I'd need a really obsessed fan who's good at drawing to do that. And even then i'd be uncomfortable at THAT much dedication.

    Version 12 is Season 4. Season 3 is a mix of 10 and 11. I do meet her later on? She thinks I'm plotting to destroy the league? But we don't battle or anything. Haven't battled her in years.

    Crawli made me think so. I blame him.

    It's an affectionate term man. What else would I have said? "MY LUMP OF GENDERLESS CLAAAAY?"

    Oh boy. GDC. What. A. Hoot.

    On 11/2/2019 at 12:28 AM, Falirion said:

    About the V12 Melia Team thing: in her battle on the Xen ship when one gets to the island that we are all trying to forget, she in fact uses a full team of 6 now. and then in later battles. and then one of those gets swapped for some of her later battles (but she always runs full 6 now),  but her team was changed every other version or so, that i keep track of that only proves that i pay way to much attention to this pointless information.

    Mono electric teams do tend on the more predictable side, don't they?

    well yeah that water level is wierd but i honestly don't question things like that anymore in this region, i wouldn't be surprised if that island magically appeared,
    ... actually speaking of, if that island rose up from the dirtwater, where was erick before that, there isn't anywhere that he could stand, was he taking a bath in the poison water?

    I mean we all know why melia doesn't have to get badges for her "abusing fly to fill in for every other HM" because melia is special

    Also speaking of erick, don't be to hard on him having a sidejob he is only a backup leader afterall. The newslady Volta is the actually Electric leader supposedly, but some npc in the lobby claims that erick is stronger than her... and he says he never had a gym battle, yeah that doesn't have to make sense.
    Also just generally Saki is supposed to be the gym leader in west gearen. she is steel, because saki is not there Volta took the Gym in west gearen for the time being... and she has no time so erick came up as a backup, why are eletric leaders (there is no way sombody named VOLTA isn't electric) backing up for saki's steel? that's pointless that way aevium still has no steel leader until saki reappears... it might just be that the aevium league is run worse than reborns, and thats a tall order, In fact i am pretty sure Aevium currently doesn't have a leader for quite a few types, Normal for instance, steel as saki is missing, nobody even heard of a fairy leader pretty sure, water and rock are also missing... yeah reborns league administration looks good compared to this

    bug is neutral to dragon pretty sure, not that i can make sense of dragons weaknesses and restistances anyway, but yeah magnezone and alola raichu actually have some good special attack to their names.
    Also: nooo damocles, whos gonna fill in for the silent type now?!

    Huh...well due to the amount of rewrites this game has gone under since I started I'm thinking I need to split the two universes. One where you all start since Version 12 and the Terribly Titled one where I started in Version 5. Because I can't just retcon most of the run now.

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    Yeah actually where the fuck was Erick in that little display? If he was on the platform when it rose he definitely has cancer now.

    Aevium's is bad due to the gym leaders fucking off and doing their own thing making it hard to complete the challenge.

    Reborn's is bad because half of the leaders are either children or evil. It's kind of hard to compare the two since they're both so messy.

    LOOK I FORGOT BUG WAS NEUTRAL BECAUSE CRAWLI LOST TO JUST ONE OF MY POKEMON! Cut me some slack.

    Nobody. I can't replace him any more than I could replace Pounce's constant snarking. 

    On 11/2/2019 at 12:32 AM, DemICE said:

    So many things were too close for comfort.    Sadly for Damocles it was an extra step from that.  Pity, because if it had survived till the point where you get a specific held item for it, it transforms into a menace.

    Oh man. FUCK Crests honestly.

    I don't have a single Pokemon anymore that can use them and now I'll have to deal with the enemy having that advantage on top of Mega-Evolving, Z-moves AND Field Effects.

    This game was rigged against me from the start.

    On 11/2/2019 at 12:44 AM, The Fangame Connoisseur said:

    You think the Coastguard can arrest me? I am the Coastguard!

     

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    On 11/2/2019 at 4:16 AM, Gaunt said:

    Phew Chiller survived but how DID he survive? I always thought Vanilluxe as not very strong defensively, anyway that was waaaay too close, 

    RIP Damocles your silence was worth more than a 1000 words.

    All in all this Gym battle was not very difficult (or you made it seem that way) and yes we'll probably never see Erick again as this game focuses too much on some "really important" characters (to the detriment of others)

    So Angie is back and more edgy than ever...meh i've seen worse 

    Eh 95 Special Defense ain't bad. Chiller always cuts it close it seems.

    And he kept his stoicism even in death. I was worried his last words would be something corny like "F...friend" but I'm glad he stay cool.

    D-did you not get the very specific joke scenario joke? I do meet him again when I fight a giant flaming beyblade. I was kidding about kidding.  

     

    On 11/2/2019 at 9:08 AM, No name said:

    I am very excited for the West Gearen sidequests.

    Why did you make that comment about Hycrox?

    Hardcore Trainer Adrian is still dead. I guess you could build another Philosopher's Stone. I mean a Melia Sue's soul would definitely be powerful enough to revive 1 person,right?

    Please never upload "Snakewood Log Number 7"

    I bet you are...

    He's the one who came up with the Shrek theory, no?

    ...

    We both know what Melia's capable of reviving at this point.

    Sure man! I promise I won't!

    On 11/4/2019 at 12:57 AM, pikafan96 said:

    Aw... poor Damocles. Rest in piece you beautiful piece of sentient clay 😔

    Shame that we'll never be able to hear his wise words of wisdom again.

     

    Hey! I like Eelektross!

    Even if they did give it the short end of the stick when they were designing idle animations for the 3D models.

    I mean just look at it...

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    Oh boy Angie's back and angrier than ever.

    At least you'll get another chance to try and thaw her frozen heart 😉

    Sometimes I can still not hear his voice on the wind...

    Hey we're allll entitled to our terrible opinions at the end of the day...

    He looks like a windsock. With teeth.

    I dunno...I'm a little put-off by the fact that she's half of Indriad or however the hell that fusion works.

    On 11/4/2019 at 11:43 PM, Dex said:

    Man that really bites about Damocles, dude was a go-to Pokemon for you behind Rose, Chiller, and Caeser. 

     

    Yeah I gotta agree with you about fangame gym leader teams, they've gotten kinda predictable in the "What's the best way to almost totally negate the weaknesses of this type based team". There could stand to be gym leaders like Blue from HGSS or maybe just based off a theme instead of type at least.

     

    Time for the filler arc sidequests, have fun away from the main plot!

     

    He was one of the top 5 for sure. Probably just ahead of Zira.

    Fuck I kinda don't want that no matter how good it would be gameplay-wise.

    The only reason I've gotten this far and barely lost any Pokemon to gyms is precisely how predictable they are.

    Casualties would sky-rocket if they just started using random strong Pokemon.

    On 11/5/2019 at 1:03 AM, Commander said:

    I thought the point of the plot was designed to avoid it as long as possible

    No it's to show everyone how "smart" I am by poking holes in it.

    It's easier to criticise than create after all.

     

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    In which I beat up the Gym Leader's replacement's replacement.

    Seriously am I going to be the ONLY challenger against the Elite 8? Seems like nobody else can even find half of these idiots!

     

    Anyway replies below!

     

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    On 10/17/2019 at 7:09 PM, J-Awesome_One said:

    Do you think Garbodor sprouts weird tentacle arms? Hmm?! Actually... it kind of does... Nvm. Ignore this.

    ...Please never make such a heinous joke again.

    Stench has a certain amount of chance to make the target flinch no matter what the Pokemon with the ability is using. So like Bite but if Bite was any move.

    Back in my playthrough, I never got that book. So I didn't have an option except to kill the Garbodor.

    That's right. You want Saki to return! You want her by your side at all times now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!... I'm weird.

    Basically but we're weak as fuck... Well some of us are... Everyone except for... Melia...

    That battle seems like it took forever with the amount of Superpowers it took to take down that thing.

    Karrina sure likes to say "hmph" a lot huh?

    You really going on holidays or you gonna be doing the WG Help Center Quests plus possible other side quests?

     

    Heinous jokes are my speciality.

    Wow that's rather annoying. Good thing it apparently didn't work?

    The better option by far. "Our hero" my fucking ass.

    You are. You were a Majin for a time iirc.

    Oh Help Center Quests and others of course.

    It's a working holiday since a hero's work is never done! Hahahaaha!

    Haaaaaaah....

     

    On 10/17/2019 at 8:11 PM, Falirion said:

    Why only Rift Gyara you ask? well Jan found it fit to put quite a few fights in the early game, that you are supposed to lose, story wise, to make sure you know how weak one is at the start (as oppossed to the battle machine or whatever later, not that pokemon battles matter in here *Cough*) and SOMEHOW rift Gyara is one of those (had to read that in the forum at some point and didn't believe it so i went to test it, you are in fact allowed to lose that one), hence it's still around later for that sidequest with Crawli (who if I remeber correctly can't get to the thing because him seeing through his bugs or something, which i don't get. can he not find it with the bug eyes? and if so what point is there to that then?). then there is also Melia Vs. Madelis (yes you play Melia for that battle, lv18 Togepi vs lv20 Houndoom doesn't take a genius to know how THAT goes) since V11 i think, Madelis' Shadow Mewtwo and of course Madam X and her edge-chicken, there are more "allowed to lose" battles but those are the ones the game basically assumes you lose either way (safe for some changed dialogue of course, but the win really doesn't matter).

    I would say that Venam would be the type to say that "if the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle is still freakin black" but that would imply some self-awareness she clearly doesn't have

    Yeah that's the Rift Garbo i know, ridicolously tanky (150/200/200 base bulk if i remember right) with a field that gives it free recovery, fun. in fact it's defenses at level 62 can be compared to some (relativly flimsy) level 100 mons, see spoiler for exact stats (ignore the poison heal ability, that is it's ability as of V12)

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    slower than a snail but with that kind of bulk you don't need speed
    as for Melia's reaction... she literally was in the presence of the thing for at most 30 min or so AT MOST, but it's hers... i guess it's her mutated trashbag, but wow didn't realize she was that attached to the bag. (that's how this Garbo was created, for those that don't remember, Venam & Melia experimented with some myth that Trubbish come into beeing, through leaving trashbag's in Sewer Water to long, Venam 2 small ones, and Melia 1 BIG one, and they were right....) don't think i need to mention Melia beeing unthankful, thats par for the course a simple "Thanks, [Player] for helping safe(ing) my Garbodor Favorite Trashbag, i missed it in the last 3 years" or something would make her at least a little more bearable. As for her only having 5 mons currently, as of V12 that be 7 at this point in the game 

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    Togekiss, (crested)Meganium, Zoroark, Doublade, Gardevoir, Snorlax & Hydreigon

    (even though later it's still mentioned she only has 5, that dialogue was overlooked in the rework i guess)

    So basically "I didn't expect Sean to be so cool and awesome as to beat every bullshit monster I threw at him" love Jan?

    Also jesus christ that thing is a fucking brick. I'm surprised it even HAS a Speed Stat.

     

    Spoiler Reply: Yeah I really wasn't feeling the emotion from it. It's like when she says we were friends despite spending about 4-6 hours total in each other's presence.

    No I think she still only has the 5 but her team line-up keeps changing so often it's hard to keep track. Mimikyu was her official canon sixth. The rest like her Yangmega just get retconned.

     

     

    On 10/18/2019 at 1:14 AM, The Fangame Connoisseur said:

    Hmmm...don't think so. Ah well, I guess I'm not as persuasive as I thought I was. At the very least, I'm glad that you'll be getting a vacation from your least favorite characters...even though I don't agree with your stance.

    I'm calling the Coastguard to arrest you for being a literal psychopath.

    We all have our tastes I suppose. Even if SOME people are as degenerate to like literal fucking demi-gods.

    On 10/18/2019 at 5:14 AM, Gaunt said:

    That slap was good even if she forgave them instantly

    Did you really misclick? Or was it to get the "good ending"? If there is such a thing in this game

    Sometimes this game amazes me at how inconsiderate it can be towards the protagonist, it's her Garbodor she should be the one to fight it, instead she basically orders you to do it and you don't even get a "thanks Sean" afterward.

    16 whole chapters without the stupid duo? Is it Christmas already? Or will those chapters be one sentence long?

    Karrina should have kicked her in the head as payback.

    Yeah. 100% Misclick. I don't think it was THAT big a deal as to affect the whole ending, right? It's just a stupid fucking Garbodor! It's not like Taka dying.

    Pokemon Rejuvenation: Where everyone except you gets gratitude.

    No no. They're all decent sized exploration/sidequests/horrible mistakes. It had fun writing them.

    On 10/18/2019 at 5:09 PM, YinYang9705 said:

    And so you accidentally saved the life of a lesser being while attempting to murder it

    how heroic

     

    >I'm smart when I want to be

    if I was using my own laptop to type this I would have put an x doubt spoiler just for that

     

    alas poor bombardier, you were the best fire/dragon sean ever used

     

     

    I'm REALLY fucking bad at being bad in this game.

    You know how I burned down Sheridan? I found out they rebuilt and made it better. Even the Rangers saw it as a wake-up call and started acting competent. FML.

    Yeah. I don't think anyone in the room believed her. Even the Garbodor.

    And probably the only since the only other ones are a legendary and something evolved from a fucking Charizard. (which I will never use)

    On 10/18/2019 at 7:01 PM, pikafan96 said:

    To be fair, I remember Defog because I just completely refused to teach it to any of my Pokemon back in the day.

    So I was forced to wade through a barely visible route full of trainers while dealing with an accuracy debuff.

    So yeah, I remember Defog.

     

    If Melia considers that Garbodor her hero for defeating one Rift Pokemon, you should be her god by now.

    I mean, how many of those things have you defeated in comparison to that overgrown sludge bag?

     

    Also R.I.P Bombardier, he went out with a bang 😔

    You didn't teach it to them because you're a good trainer.

    Good trainers shoot blindly from the hip because they believe in their Pokemon! They don't need some silly thing like actually SEEING their opponent!

    "ALLEGEDLY defeating one Rift Pokemon" that'd be funny though. Especially after her ascension to that level at the end of this season.

    Well I don't know the exact number but it's all of them so far.

     

    Heh. Bang. That's funny. 

    Image result for bang meme cowboy bebop

    I wish I made that joke now.

     

    On 10/19/2019 at 9:43 AM, No name said:

    Have you seen the thread where a guy makes a Rejuvenation theory based on SHREK references of all things?

     

    So,when's "Snakewood Log Number 7"?

    Yes.

    Please don't make direct eye-contact with Hycrox. He'll probably bite.

    On 10/20/2019 at 7:55 PM, DemICE said:

    defog is shoved in my face everytime competitive is bringed up so its hard to forget it nowadays.  

     

    wew that was one shitty adventure there,  with likewise shitty rewards.  i guess you got ONE tm and... that was it actually i think.

    at least it ended in the high note of melia getting slapped. beggars can't be chosers!

    im curious on how will you cope with the bullshit signature move erick has

    Really? I had no idea it was used in competitive. I know Rapid Spin was for the entry hazards but I guess Defog works too.

    Can I choose to not be a beggar anymore?

    Why I'll do it with ground types and by ruining his field effect so he doesn't have that edge they all desperately need against me!

    On 10/21/2019 at 1:09 AM, Dex said:

    Poor Bombardier, killed by the heavily biased field effects. At least it wasn't to another out of nowhere legendary Pokemon?

     

    The game at times feels like it was written with the player character as an afterthought in a lot of scenes. It's kinda jarring to say the least. But now is the time for side quests and whatever changes that the new version brough to the table. Though you should probably go through decontamination first. . .and burn everything that was on you during your fun trip to the sewers. 

     

    Or Chiller's Hail. That's also happened a few too many times for it not to be suspicious.

    Yeah it's like I'm just an accessory to whoever's turn it is with the plot ball. Like when you go into Aelita's rift. You get pretty much overshadowed by Erin despite being a better and longer friend to Aelita. It's shit.

    Side-quests at least let me feel appreciated.

    On 10/21/2019 at 9:32 AM, nepeta100 said:

    just noticed that the field made the poison move part rock type which made it super effective that's why it did much less to machamp despite having the same special defense this gave me flashbacks to the chess arena in reborn which claimed a live in the same way with I believe strength or psychic also giving rock typing

    Damn. Good eye there.

    I always forget that these fields can make moves two types instead of one.

     

     

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    With 16 Melia&Venam free chapters ahead and only 11 weeks left in the year I think this is the last we'll see of them in 2019!

     

    Anyway, your replies:

     

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    On 10/5/2019 at 7:03 PM, J-Awesome_One said:

    Wait... Aelita's got blue hair now...? That must be a V12 kind of thing... which I haven't played yet... Ohh well. I'll be getting to it eventually.

    … Besides the mask you where to hide your feelings, you don't know what an actual mask is do you?

    Where... Where is that pipe even letting out the sewage to? It's just going onto the ground... The fuck is wrong with West Gearen City?!

    That's why you stop googling stuff like that because it's almost always about fucking something that isn't normal.

    Don't you like Saki more than Venam and Melia? Besides the battle girl who mysteriously disappeared, Amber and Aelita, she's PRACTICALLY your best friend too!

    You have Rose talk in like almost all the chapters. She should have been dead ages ago if what you're saying is true.

    I think you'd just put a hole in it... I don't think you'd be able to kill it with a gun.

    Why... is that disc... NOT FUCKING PURPLE!?

    I thought it was blue...light purple is baaaasically blue anyway.

    Jan redesigned it I think. He probably realised "Wait, this is like the biggest health hazard, why would anyone live here?"

    I literally haven't seen Saki in another hundred chapters so I'm pretty sure she's dead now.

    Nah I mean like the ones that suddenly get character development. Like "Oh hey Dawn my Ambipom, how are you" OH NO SHE'S DEAD

    But if I hit the bomb with my bullets everyone in West Gearan but me dies. So it's still a win.

    Because my beauty purifies everything. Even Poison type TMs

    On 10/5/2019 at 8:56 PM, pikafan96 said:

    Um... you might want to make sure that you didn't pick up any strange diseases after all those Sludge Waves...

    It's one thing for a Pokemon to be hit by those things because they have better health care than humans, but I don't think people were made to be inhaling toxic sludge...

     

    OF COURSE the Garbodor is after Melia! Who doesn't want her for one reason or another in this game?

    Also don't worry about forgetting about meeting this Garbodor before. When I got to this part of the game initially I had completely forgotten about it as well.

     

    Don't you think it's a little rude to be so mean to this hideous abomination of a Garbodor.

    I mean it may be a disgusting monster, but it still has feelings!

    And it's a hero too! (According to Melia at least...)

    Well you know the saying! "What doesn't kill me...won't kill me because I'm an immortal monster!"

    Melia is just so priceless after all. At this point I should be selling her hairs online.

    Yeah Garbodor coming back is like Luca and Lenny coming back. Who the fuck is this and why should I care?

    It is only one of those things and you know which one I think it is.

    On 10/5/2019 at 10:24 PM, No name said:

    Have you ever had an instance in this game (or Reborn,for that matter) where you just wanted to betray your "friends" and join the villains? (Team Xen in Rejuv and Meteor in Reborn respectively)

     

    So,when's "Snakewood Log Number 7"?

    No.

    I love Melia and Venam dearly.

    I could never betray them to someone willing to bribe me with 10 dollars store credit.

    NEVER.

    On 10/6/2019 at 12:50 AM, Falirion said:

    Okay First of this run is a hilarious read, and shows Aevium's Insanity pretty well. Seriously what is in the water there? and can someone keep me supplied with seperate drinking water so i don't catch what they have? (still not over the freaking "infinite Nuggets")
    As for the Garbodor, yeah that one is hard to remember, it's probably a little easier now after 2 changes to that section since this run started, and shows it a bit more near Rift Gyarados, I guess the implication is suppossed to be that you fight the thing from inside while Garbodor and Melia (nevermind she has only her useless Togepi on her then) from outside.
    As for Rift Garbo itself, i definetly found that one the first instance of the Game ramping up the challenge on the Rifts. (To be fair Gyarados and Volcanion are weaker than their normal forms and Carnivine is... still a Carnivine, it's add's a scarier than it is) The thing is just sooo tanky
     

    Okay sorry, but from that line i got the picture of you beeing Melia's overprotective somewhat Psychotic Dad XD

    I'm fairly sure it's the Blakeorys putting something in the water to make everyone stupid so they seem more smart. You can read all about my Blakeory conspiracy in future chapters so stay tuned!

    Yeah I don't get that though. WHY is Rift Gyarados the only Rift Pokemon to need that method? It's the weakest one!

    And the Poison Field makes the fight even more irritating.

    That's basically what I've been reduced to in this game.

    My character doesn't have any other motivations anymore with his mother dead. Just keep Xen away from Melia over and over and over and over again. 

     

    On 10/6/2019 at 4:19 AM, The Fangame Connoisseur said:

    While the meme is appreciated, my mind is perfectly intact thank you very much. Still stand by my statement though.

    You're fucking cracked in the head mate.

    Off your bloody rocker.

    On 10/6/2019 at 6:10 AM, Gaunt said:

    Googles that block smell....still not the strangest thing in this game

    Whoa that thing is tanky...just like the sewer Swalot from another game i know

    Wasn't Zet..Mel the only one able to open the rifts? Sniff sniff i smell another retcon!

    Ok how the hell did Saki get 3 stars? While i wasn't looking or something?

    At the very end of Rejuvenation there should be a poll for what's the weirdest thing.

    IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK IT WAS SIMILAR!?!?

    Yeah apparently this thing has been a Rift for ages.

    And somehow remained undetected.

    Despite it's smell knocking a whole city out.

    Yeah. Explain that one.

    She did three useful things in her whole life knowing me. It's not that much.

     

    On 10/6/2019 at 4:27 PM, Chickens said:

    Well I'll be!

    Sean breathes through his eyes.

     

    Haha guess that makes sleeping is a literal life and death battle for me.

     

     

    On 10/7/2019 at 1:57 AM, Dex said:

    You actually could have put a rag around your face or something along with the goggles, but that wouldn't have been as funny. Also it'd make you look like some kind of bandit from Fallout. 

     

    Bah of course the damn thing would be Part Dark, I guess to keep the player from rolling over it with the number of Psychic types you have available to you by this point in the game. Spider Sludge should be in Into the Spider-Verse 2, I demand it. 

     

    Also telegraphing that Macross death a little, aren't you. I bet it's because of that damn terrain during the second battle. 

     

    Wow, if it wasn't for the green water (which I'm sure is more nuclear waste than sewage, better watch for any extra appendages growing later), the sewers would look almost livable. Well they emphasis on would if the Dimensional Rift Toxic Avenger wasn't around. Probably the safest bet would be to decontaminate or burn everything on you. 

     

    Like when I first started reading this like a year or two ago, I honestly did think you posted this as you played. But that would actually take ages to do in retrospect. 

     

    EDIT: Also I finally beat Geara and Narcissa (First Try in Fact!). I want to thank you for inspiring me to use the Vanillite line, guy saved my butt big time against Narcissa. 

     

    I'd have to give myself a mohawk and stop bathing but yeah I can see it.

    I've been in talks with Marvel and they said "Why are you talking to us? Sony owns Spiderman" so I'm getting on the next flight to Japan.

    If it doesn't work out I'll create my own cinematic universe.

    Or was it alllll a trick so you wouldn't find out who ACTUALLY dies!?

    Maybe detonating that bomb isn't such a bad idea after all...would certainly help the environment...

    Oh yeah that would take foreeeever. So I just play it blind and take screenshots, write down jokes if I think of them at the time and then go back over the screenshots and make the funny faces at certain ones. The faces aren't exactly real but that's show business!

    Congrats! The psychopathic snowcones save the day once more!

     

     

    On 10/9/2019 at 8:07 AM, Hakimblue99 said:

    Woohoo! The Derogatory Trainer listens to my request. Yes! Maybe you could also make the top Rejuvenation bros list in the future

     

    ...Sorry. I don't know why I just really love lists.

     

    I wonder if Pecha Berries work on humans, because you could use tonnes of them after inhaling all those sludge.

     

    ...I can't believe it took me this long to get what you mean by that 'wife' joke, Derogatory Trainer. Or should I say, future Derogatory husband?

     

    Yeesh. Poor Kanon. His parents died, got kidnapped by Space bitch and Time whore, got infected with MeliaPhilia, force to work like a common slave, saw his first Pokemon get annihilated, robbed of his chance of uniting with his parents by Madame X, couldn't even grieve for the death of his Salamence no thanks to  Veronica, and now, getting molested by a walking trash pile. Or eaten.

     

    ...Or both. *shudder*

     

    And I'm willing to bet, he's gonna die or something in the future to make way for the MeliaxVenam ship. 

     

    Urgh...

    That list would be like...three lines long though...

    Who even is there aside from Adam, Ren and Huey? 

    Well Venam likes them at least. Maybe she's so awful now because she isn't eating any to keep her "toxic bitch" levels down?

    "Joke" he says.

    "Joke"

    Ehhh...my life's worse. Don't know why you're trying to make him not dying a bad thing though..

    Ugh. MeliaxVenam...

    At least they deserve each other.

    On 10/15/2019 at 7:11 PM, No name said:

    What is up with the whole marriage thing? (Assuming it is you marrying) Who is your wife-to-be anywway?

    The question is more like who's husband-to-be am I?

    Because I didn't fucking choose her.

     

     

     

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    Have you ever noticed that there's been a 100% increase of sewer levels in Pokemon Games since Pokemon Ranger back in 2006?

    Think about it.

    But really don't. It's just the same nonsense ramble I post here so we have someting here instead of just posting the episode and saying nothing.

     

    But hey.

    Have some replies on your old pal , Seansie.

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    On 9/29/2019 at 6:46 PM, Majin J-Awesome_One said:

    I wouldn't call the police! I'd probably make you more insane though. Which Idk if that would be an improvement or not.

    … Never ever keep writing "Oooh Sean" repeatedly again.

    Wait... Wasn't Gary Oak like 10 when he started his adventures too? Anime is weird.

    Are you referring to the girl who is like "DON'T STEP ON MY FLOWERS YOU ASSHOLES OR YOU BOTH WILL DIE AND I'LL USE YOUR BURNED UP BODIES AS SUPPLUMENTS FOR MY PLANTS!" near the very beginning of the game?

    I know you want her dead but you'd have a better chance for her... to smoke some good grass... and be stoned... 😎

    Don't forget the money you make from defeating trainers!

    At this point, I'm pretty sure that Venam's mom punching her through the roof has become iconic.

    Btw, I know you despise...? Dislike...? Hate...? I know you have a negative feeling towards Venam but I am curious. Do you like her original sprite better or her normal look now?

    I don't have the energy for going insane anymore. I'd just sigh and walk into the sea.

    That whole island is weird man. Those damn Tojos ruined Pokemon in my opinion!

    Yes. The obvious best girl.

    Actually I was the one who assassinated Snoop Ferdinand and started the War on Drugs so I don't appreciate that kind of humour on MY internet. 

    Eh. She looks like a Life is Strange 18 year old hipster girl now. But it's the red hair that really annoys me. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE PURPLE HAIR IF YOU TRAIN POISON TYPES.

    It's not even that weird. Aelita's got fucking blue hair and nobody bats an eye.

    On 9/29/2019 at 7:07 PM, Lspaceship said:

    Replies thing is neat. Not life-changing, but neat.

     

    Bah. We know how good the police are in this region. "Infinite Nuggets!"

     

    Remember how a fire supposedly burnt down West Gaeren, and Veronica supposedly started it? How about we do it, except finish the job?

     

    The Rangers provide a very valuable service! They make the police look better!

     

    If they didn't take credit for your work, then they wouldn't be here. It's the curse of Jan upon us.

     

    Cowbell won't work. They have trackers on you, so when you try to be sneaky they'll just ruin things even more for you.

     

    72 hours??? I thought this was multi-week at least!

     

    Oh no. NOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T USE THAT WORD ANYMORE! IT IS TAINTED!

     

    Don't worry, I'm sure you're #2 or 3. At least, you'd better be.

     

    Violence is helpful at achieving a state of catharsis. It's science!

     

    OF COURSE I REMEMBER NADINE!

     

    Okay, this comment is getting too long. Skipping some stuff.

     

    Would you really want young Melia?

     

    Don't worry. She'll get her due......

     

    Yeah, Gaeran is decent.

     

    Someone with life skills? In this game? HERESY.

     

    Now if only we could see that in THE GAME. LIKE PEOPLE WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDS WITH GETTING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHERE WE BECOME FRIENDS WITH THEM.

    The Rangers are actually better than the police. In my opinion "INFINITE NUGGETS" trumps "A FUCKING CARNIVINE" in the stupidity department.

    #2 or #3 what exactly?

    Young Melia in the updated versions is a lovely girl (somehow) she's not a ridiculous superhuman like before and isn't an angsty time travelling shit like this one.

    Don't know how yacht driving is really a life skill but okay.

    Yeah that'd be nice. Just making actual friends with someone instead of having to fight an evil team to cement that friendship. I'd also like more discord among friends. Like some of them don't like each other. 

    On 9/29/2019 at 10:17 PM, pikafan96 said:

    I mean... I thought the destruction of Kakori Village was pretty cathartic myself.

    But I'm not really a big fan of that section of Rejuvenation so my opinion might be biased.

     

    I actually really like your theory involving Karrina basically stalling for time, it adds a bit of depth to the story in my humble opinion.

    And of course Nadine's in on it. Why else would she be so paranoid about those flowers?

     

    Also I really like all those edited photos you did, especially that third wheel one. It was very accurate.

    I just feel like they add a certain charm to the story 😁

    It unfortunately wasn't as effective as I'd hoped. I didn't consider the Rangers not on Terajuma. But I'll hunt them down one by one later.

    It was good entertainment for this Nuzlocke but a pain in the ass story/gameplay wise.

    And I was right about that too! Bitch WAS stalling so Time and Space could nab Melia.

    EVERYONE IS IN ON IT! TRUST NO-ONE!

    Meme magic, my friend. Gives a little extra humor to the dry stuff.

    On 9/29/2019 at 11:50 PM, YinYang9705 said:

    and so melias messiah complex caused her to commit a robbery on one of the only people capable of stopping the gas

    how heroic

     

    if your character could actually talk, I'd imagine the cutscene on the yacht would actually be pretty comfy

    and if you know, the characters that could talk had likable personalities

    Just wait till she destroys the entire fucking world with it next time!

    A lot of implied travel time would be pretty cosy, yeah.

    Like when Reginald the truck driver is driving me from city to city, it's canonical that I'm telling him about all the shit that's happening in this region and he loses sleep at night over the implications that everyone's going to die unless he keeps driving me around

    On 9/30/2019 at 12:01 AM, Gentleman Jaggi said:

    You might know this by now but your theory on Karrina is spot on. The rework of the game's beginning made it really obvious too with her saying something to the tune of "Okay I think I stalled you long enou- I mean I think we're done here!"

     

    Someone needs to make comics out of every time you're trying to get the game to remember that you can do the thing while the characters ignore you. I always think that shit's hilarious.

    Bleh. I liked figuring it out through my incredible suspicious nature better.

    Someone needs to just make artwork of everyone as an RPG class. That's what I'd like to see.

    I might do it badly myself someday.  

     

    On 9/30/2019 at 2:14 AM, Dex said:

     

    I think I like the idea of having the replies here. Also, oh wow Part Three is 80 plus chapters. Well there is a hell of a lot of story to go through for this game. Oh man I can't wait for the Bad Future Arc (even though that is ages away), the stuff that goes on there lol.

     

    Time for the other half of Gearan City, can't be much worse than the other. . . . right? At the very least the side quests don't seem so bad. . . though considering your track record. . . .

     

    Venam and Melia continue to be almost endearingly dumb at times (well to me, it's probably much harder to deal with in person), though them increasingly reacting to your shenanigans/calling them on their shit is increasingly my favorite part of this run.

     

    Also finally context for that Karrina/Melia edited picture from way back (I completely forgot Melia drop kicks this girl, like what the hell). Also your Karrina conspiracy theory honestly doesn't sound that far fetched compared to everything that has happened so far. 

     

    Pirates of the Aevium league. If you're Jack Sparrow does that make Melia Barbossa and Venam . . . the monkey?

     

    Also, 

     

     Jan upped the difficulty for Versions 11 and 12 like a lot even on Normal. Doesn't help Geara has like 3 or 4 mons that run Dazzling Gleam, rendering my Pangoro a liability. I'll just continue to watch you suffer   live vicariously through you. 

    Oh man the Bad Future Arc. Fuck me that's a ride. Going to have a LOT of DBZ references for that bit on the tower. Melia's ascension. My Piccolo move for her. All fun stuff.

    Well this one is more physically torturous than Terajuma's emotional torment at least. Also the whole marriage thing.

    Eh. I can see how you'd come to that. I like them for the amount of material they give me to complain about only though.

    It's probably a good thing Melia's short and skinny or else Karrina might have actually been hurt. And my conspiracy was right in the end. Don't think anyone in-game realizes yet.

    Melia is Blonde Tortugan prostitute #5 and Venam is the dead pirate skeleton hanging in Jack Sparrow's intro scene.

    Did he? That's good. Could use SOME challenge from the gym leaders. Although I bet I'd still 1v6 Crawli again.

    On 9/30/2019 at 4:00 AM, The Fangame Connoisseur said:

    I wish your track of sea shanty's is real, since I would buy a copy in a heartbeat. Oh and...
     

    A damn shame I have no artistic talent, otherwise that would be my first art project.

    I wish I had artism as well.

    All i can do is edit existing shit in Photoshop.

    On 9/30/2019 at 6:30 AM, Gaunt said:

    Amber gave you her number? When did that....wait there are phones in this region?

    The sea shanty was great (a Pokemon game where you're a pirate would be actually cool) but how did you convince Orlando to participate?

    Is Karrina the first person not falling over themselves to "accomodate" Melia? I think she is...heh but she immediately recieved a kick to the face for it also nice theory about her (if only this game did less retcons)

    Everyone has one except the two idiots who need them the most. Blondie and Faux-Purple.

    He was already in the recording studio when I locked the door so we just went with it.

    Amber was about to cuss Melia out before her white knight lesbian lover Venam jumped in awkwardly. It was all very cringe.

     

    On 9/30/2019 at 3:51 PM, Angelkitsune said:

    Wow Sean your mind is definitely not the nicest place to be in *yikes*

    Aww.....I was hoping that we get to see a Sailor Moon type of transformation sequence poo.....oh yeah I forgot that gearan sewers got a remake in the newer versions, that that's before Neo-gearan city. Imagine Venam being in charge of the place like wow Adrieen what r u thinking!?!?!?

    Are we coming up with names for that gas in west gearn now?! I want it to be called Green day toot noooo.....that's not a Jojo reference... or Biggelsworth's fart

    Also Venam seriously wayyyy to be subtle about it everyone can tell that you are trying to get inside Melia's pants,everyone can see it......except Melia apparently.And after we saved Kanon's ass we have to deal with those two Meliasexuals kissing her butt again.

     

    Also I like that extra scene with Amber 

    It's not THAT bad. I'm sure loads of people want to kill teenagers in the woods!

    Unfortunately I lack the animation budget to do a proper one. Someday...

    Okay, hang on. I know Adrienn comes to Rejuvenation but does xe ACTUALLY try to put Venam in charge of anything? Because I will kick xer ass back to being Reborn Champion Sean's bitch.

    Nah you need aliteration in there somewhere. Like "Green Day Gas Grenade" or something.

    Her thirst is so powerful it drains the fluids from nearby plant-life. And no we won't be dealing with that.

    Just a killer robot, a freakshow, a demon, orphans and my new wife for the post-Erick chapters!

    Glad you liked it. I like to have things that show I've actually got friends from all the people I've saved. Gotta give my guy SOMETHING to live for besides one Pokemon after all. 

    On 10/1/2019 at 4:12 AM, The Fangame Connoisseur said:

    Well to be fair, it IS right and just to give praise to her.

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    On 10/1/2019 at 6:34 PM, nepeta100 said:

    was the wall of text intentional for the korrina theory up until you saw her in game because it felt like there should be images somewhere in between

     

    edit even more images seem to be missing around when korrina goes to the boat yeah this episodes images are definitely broken for at least me

     

    oh seems like its fixed now another great episode XD

    Yeah the new site is banjaxed somehow.

    It doesn't seem to be my links that are broken since reloading the page usually fixes the problem or coming back at a later time.

    Really annoying though. 

    On 10/3/2019 at 7:15 AM, Hakimblue99 said:

    Did you actually thought all of that about Korrina when you played through that section of the game? Because, damn, you have great insight. I swear, you seem to pick up much more stuff than me who had played through the game for like, 2+ times. Lend me your wisdom, please

     

    But if what you said about Korrina is true, then damn. What a bitch. If there's a list for top  Rejuvenation bitches, she's on the top 10. I would had put her on top 3 but there are tons of other bitches in Rejuvenation that commit much more disgraceful, despicable, and disgusting acts that make her's look minuscule in comparison...

     

    ...Come to think, is it just me or most of the annoying characters in this game are females? I mean, sure there are some terrible guys like Ghost Wanker and Nimrod, but the number of terrible women kinda outmatches and outrank them.

     

    Speaking of list, maybe you should make a list for top Rejuvenation bitches in the future for the Season 3 finale? We already knew who's the best girls, now make one for who's the worst.

     

    Also, if you are Melia and Melia lover's third wheel, what makes Kanon? Their pet slave?

     

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    ...That's actually kinda possible come to think of it

    The amazing power of having trust issues and suspecting everyone because your dad threw you in the pool to teach you how to swim! That was 21 years ago and I still hold that grudge.

    And my wisdom is just the power of being the only adult in the room most of the time in this game.

    How dare you insult my daughter Little Duck? Have at you, sir!

    That's because most of the characters ARE female. It's a skewed ratio. There's what? Two good guy males except for me? Adam and Kanon (since Ren joined Aevium ISIS)?

    I'll do it in seventy chapters. I'm sure I'll remember and it won't take me three years to get that far this time.

    Melia and Melia's lover are MY slaves. Well they will be.

    Kanon is our group footstool. 

    20 hours ago, Mindlack said:

    Well, it seems that most of the characters of the game are females, so obviously you can't have only males as insufferable people.

    What honestly surprises me is that nobody (in game) yet has decided to engineer an "accident" against Karen. I mean, she has weird powers letting her murder and mind-control on a whim, which she does, and she's allowed to move freely (as opposed to, say, there is an official group of mind-control-immune people specifically tasked with preventing her from abusing her powers). Second, she's not a real villain in the game, which lets one suppose that she'd be an easy target. 

     

    I mostly wanted to write what a pleasure it always is to read about your (not that terribly-titled) epic journey through Rejuvenation, and also marvel at (and thank you for) your commitment, because you have been at it for a huge while now). 

    At least that gives me the opportunity to go "Women! Amiright guys?" as much as I can possibly want to. Plus Jan's gotta draw the waifu crowd in somehow.

    She's an Elite 8 member after all. And a very unhinged one. What if the accident fails and she uses her hoodoo your voodoo powers to find them.

    Also that's my wife you're talking about, I'll have to duel you for her honour now or something.

    Glad you liked it! Hope you keep enjoying this travesty!

    Also fuck dude don't remind me how long I've been doing this thing. Makes me feel old.

     

     

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    Oh so much fun to be had with my best pals, the blonde one and the purple one who is actually the red one ruining everything in the world.

     

    Anyway have fun reading. Next one will be out sooner than this one.

     

     

    Also I'm putting the replies down here on a trial basis.

    I figure it's probably better this way so you and I can remember what you said instead of switching tabs while writing them. Also I think you'll get a notification about it?

    Don't know why the fuck it took me so long to do it, honestly.

     

    So yeah...

     

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    On 9/12/2019 at 12:55 PM, espeon860 said:
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    you know shit gets real when you use a darkseid meme

    the suffering will never end I would say nothing can get worst but I can be proven wrong a lot of times

    Well nothing will be worse than Infinite Nuggets in the stupidity department. But there's loads of worse things to come in other categories!

    On 9/12/2019 at 2:04 PM, YinYang9705 said:

    I just assumed there was some country music about how the wives are perfect submissives, although I guess that people that listen to country and people that upload music are two distinct groups

     

    I dont think it's self pitying when you're mourning a beloved pet, veronica you insensitive bitch

     

    >maidiac

    I chuckled

     

    since you're the guy they send to deal with all the dangerous enemies, you're clearly the underappreciated fighter 

    Country musics seems to mostly be about; a lost love, your wife leaving you for another man, a lost truck, cornfields, beer, or your truck leaving you for another man.

    Veronica in one (polite) word; insensitive.

    I'm glad you did. I like when people notice the little jokes.

     Definitely some tanky class at least since I seem to be the one getting all the god damn injuries.

    On 9/12/2019 at 3:30 PM, Angelkitsune said:

    *Me when I haven't went to the Nuzlock forum for a long time* What is this sorcery?!

     

    And would you look at that today the day was saved by Deus Ex Machina X because apparently she can time travel now....makes me wonder what kind of power she is going to have next time 

     

    BTW nice armor,never took you as a cosplayer what other costume do you have.....JOKER!!! 

     

    It's all new and...I think improved? There's some issues with images not loading but I think they come back if you reload the page. It's confusing.

    Just wait for the Deus Ex Melia at the end of this Part. Lots of "fun" there. She's got anime sword skills at least.

    Haha I'm no cosplayer. This was just a edgy hoody 15 year old boys used to like wearing. I'm surprised it still fit to be honest.

    Now I'm gonna assume you mean Persona 5 and not the Batman Joker. The answer is no. I spend like the bare minimum on normal clothes as it is. I ain't paying to look like an anime boy!

     

    On 9/12/2019 at 6:42 PM, Majin J-Awesome_One said:

    About damn time you've gotten back to doing this! What do you think you're doing making us wait MONTHS for this!? Are you that inconsiderate!?… Seriously, I've missed these so much. Glad you're back doing these again! 😄

    I mean... I know things don't go your way when you beats someone but isn't that what happens sometimes. You do something, expecting a good outcome and then BAM! The bad outcome still happens? Idk. I mean I like that kind of thing so maybe it's just me.

    I am so glad you remembered the almighty book of unanswered questions. The name needs work though.

    I'm not sure if that timeline was different or it's the same. I think Madame X somehow reversed time so you could make the right decision.

    … I'm very disappointed you didn't yell "RASENGAN!" when throwing the orb into Melia's face.

    Well he doesn't need to blow out your eardrums. He's already blowing out his own ass. 🙂

     

    Glad that you're back again though. Seriously. So to give feedback on any problems with the new site, when I 1st was reading it, a little ways into it, your pictures just stop showing up. Luckily, a simple refresh fixed that. I think there were 2 pictures though that didn't show up? Unless you deleted them afterwards. But there wasn't that many issues.

    I do have the next 30 chapters already written if that's any help? I wasn't completely idle.

    Yes but these bad outcomes would be extremely preventable in the real world because I can move my body independently. If Geara actually tried to push me, I'd pick that skinny fucker up and toss him in myself, I'd also tell Vitus it was Gardevoir who hired the Police and I'd also slap Veronica every now and then.

    It was based on the Dwarf Book of Grudges, I could call it that?

    Sorry man, it's never a good sign of mental wellbeing when you're yelling out anime attacks.

    What's this about eardrums?

    Yeah I'm having those problems as well. Really fucking annoying me. Especially with some of the gifs. 

     

    On 9/12/2019 at 6:51 PM, Lspaceship said:

    Oh, a change. Neat.

    Why does Kanon survive? Like, honestly.

    Jeez Veronica. Have some heart.

    Remember, Kanon! The Dark Side offers unlimited power! And cookies!

    Hey, did your smoke detection powers go off?

    Yeah, it's increeeedibly bull. Just give us some wins, okay?

    Good! Finally! Some comeuppance!

    Xen is everywhere, and everywhen because of COURSE, they are.

    Ah, Chiller. Never change.

    Sean is a Dimensional Rift Human confirmed.

    Whelp. All I can really say is that it's good to read this again. And kill Melia, Veronica, and Ren.

    Kanon surives because he's an important character to the plo-

    ...

    What's that?

    ...

    He's just some fucking non-person? Oh okay.

    Team Xen is the Alpha and the Omega.

    Also I'm not. I'm clearly a ghost inhabiting a dead body of some guy.

    Glad you like it. And I can only hope I'll get the chance. Maybe not Ren though. 

    On 9/12/2019 at 8:51 PM, Generic Gamer said:

    You ever just get your ass saved by your arch nemesis? happens more often than you think! 

     

    Also, Paladins being angry as fuck is a very old trope. just look at Orlando Fuiroso, which is all about a Paladin who gets angry as fuck. like, hell, at one point, he gets so angry he breaks a freaking mountain with one swing of his sword!

    so yeah, you'd 100% be the group's Paladin.

     

     

     

    And that is the most annoying thing possible. I now understand why some villians would "rather die" than accept help from their hated hero.

    Well then that's that sorted. Paladin Sean, the unwilling protector of Aevium!

    Also what's even better about Orlando Fuirso is that his love interest is named Angelica.

    A.

    Looks like A-girls and Paladins are just drawn to each other.

    And just like Orlando I will kill everything if Aelita gets paired with Ren. I swear to god, Jan you better not do it. 

     

    On 9/12/2019 at 9:11 PM, pikafan96 said:

    Hey, welcome back!

    I was honestly worried that this run was dead for a while! Glad to see you prove me wrong 😃

     

    Veronica just makes herself more unlikable as time goes on.

    I mean she can't even give a boy a few minutes to mourn his dead dragon.

    That's just heartless.

     

    Maybe Madame X just didn't appreciate you reading her diary.

    Don't you know that really bad things happen when you read other people's diaries!

    Oh no. I'll keep at it. It'll only ever abruptly stop if I die in real life. So fingers crossed my job as a crash test dummy won't end badly!

    he's so bad I genuinely think she couldn't train any other type besides Poison. So toxic.

    Whaaaat? How could something BAD happen from reading someone's diary?

    It's not like you'd uncover a sham of a relationship and then they jump of a waterfall and you forget them for four years!

    Naaaaaaahhhh! That's never going to happen!

    On 9/12/2019 at 9:53 PM, Dex said:

    As far as I can tell all the images were up, so that's a plus I guess. Also obligatory "it's been 10'000 years!" and all that. Best part about this is that I can see what happens without having to play myself! (Being nowhere near skilled at Pokemon to get through Rejuvenation as it is now, like holy hell Geara is murdering me at the Radio Tower).

     

    At least there was a Pokemon battle in this segment. . . though it was so inconsequential you chose to resolve the issue with the People's Elbow instead. Wish that was an actual option in the game, especially for a lot of the Grunt Gauntlets Rejuvenation likes to through your way.

     

    Madame X saving you still makes no sense, you'd think she'd jump at a chance to be finally rid of the greatest threat to her plans. 

     

    Funniest parts of this whole Chapter were the Black Sludge gag and you throwing the Doom Orb at Melia.

     

    Also "A new timeline has been created". . . at least the game was nice enough to tell you your action had consequences I guess. Better than being utterly blindsided. . . unlike a certain other Pokemon fangame. 

     

    Also, also: considering where you're at reuploading the Reborn Run, have you ever considered doing a Q and A for Rejuvenation? Like when you hit Chapter 100 or something like that. Could be cool. 

    For thousands of years, I lay dormant, alright. Couldn't help it though. Tapatalk was locked and it took like three months to get my run over.

    Well you're at a disadvantage of not having a Murder Dragon with a guaranteed 40hp damage move or a over-leveled Liepard. Or being as stupendous as moi~

    If I was allowed to use human on human violence more often a lot of problems wouldn't exist. Just "SazzleDazzle use Smokescreen" then run behind the Grunt and bop them.

    Sure it's cheating but I'm the only main character who seems to fight honestly anymore.

    I bet it's because she's totally into me. She was so in awe of me smacking her bird down she fell in love and she's just playing a tsundere/yandere cliche.

    Either that or I'm delusional.

    Reborn? Is it Reborn? Because I read something where if you don't beat Solaris at Mt Pyrous you won't get the Golden ending. Which is unfair as balls.

     

    I was going to have a special chapter for that but then I decided Part 3 was going to be extremely fucking long because I couldn't find a decent place to end it until the Bad future was over.

    Which is Chapter 154 I think? I might do one for chapter 151 or after Part 3 but before The Keta Side-Show Special. We'll see.

    On 9/12/2019 at 11:27 PM, DemICE said:

    AAand hes back,  with nothing less than  a fucked up timeline salad.  Just how many timelines have been branched  during just this chapter? lol

    Also i enjoy these extra scenes xd

    There's one where that man was trapped on the toilet for several more minutes until the staff gave him some toilet roll.

    Everyone died in that timeline.

    Poop explosion.

    Glad you like them! More to come!

    On 9/13/2019 at 1:19 AM, Gentleman Jaggi said:

    Hecc yeh you're back!

     

    When a new timeline gets created does the old one stick around? Are there a bunch of "no Sean"-timelines where everyone is just kind of flailing about and the villains are sad because they have noone to be "mysterious" at?

    And better than ever! Maybe! I dunno. I don't think I've hit my Golden Age yet.

    Those timelines eventually get destroyed by whatever Team Xen, Arceus Cult, Bladestar are planning. Because no Pokemon Team has ever had a plan that wouldn't backfire spectacularly since Team Rocket.

    On 9/13/2019 at 5:50 AM, Gaunt said:

    Yyes yes...after all these years of sacrifice and research we finally found it! The Mythical Next Part of the Legendary Quest to find sense in Rejuvenation....glad to have you back i though you were on vacation or something (btw two images are missing for me as well)

    Can't you see it Sean Madame X (aka Melia from the future) is the one who will save everyone so actually you're the "bad guy" of the story....wait...that actually makes kinda sense and it's probably why you don't "feel" like a protagonist! (and not because Jan is a Melia fanboy)

    Paladin? By the extremely rational and not at all flawed alingment system in DnD you're clearly a Blackguard

    So you're not actually immortal? Madame X was saving you the whole time? She could be lying because if not then why did she try to kill you (herself and by proxy)? Arrhg with all this time travel and superpowers nonsense it's getting more confusing by the minute and more importantly why is all this stuff in a POKEMON game?

     

     

    Nah not vacation. Forced leave with pay is more accurate. Couldn't update the Tapatalk story anymore because of the site change. I did type up a load of furutre chapters while I was on break though.

    Fuck it then. If it turns out I'm the Billie Eilish of this game then I'm just going to start enslaving people. I'm either the hero or they'll wish I was.

    Okay that's definitely wrong. I'm plenty heroic! I don't "epitomize evil"! I just smite those who stand against me because they're usually wrong anyway!

    If I was a Blackguard, Venam wouldn't see the light of day for the rest of her life!

    No, no. I'm actually immortal. These fucking people aren't "saving" me. They're more interrupting inside my mind as I regenerate. And then trying to pass it off like they were saving me.

    Just turn off your brain broooooo.

    On 9/14/2019 at 2:52 PM, Chickens said:

    Every protagonist needs a fake protagonist so that if the villains want to get revenge, they wouldn't target the real protagonist.

    You know I know you meant that to reassure me....

    But that would also describe me being the fake protagonist to protect Melia.

    Considering that's what I was for Part One. A distraction protagonist while Melia was off "training"

    On 9/14/2019 at 4:21 PM, The Fangame Riddler said:

    The link's working, thanks for the save.

     

    Edit: Finished reading the latest installment and it alongside the previous couple perfectly sum up why this would be my least favorite episode of Rejuvenation. Literally so much could've been avoided had we been able to open our mouths and told the others about what we learnt, most notably Gardevoir's deal with the police. I'm just thankful that the episodes after that happen to be much, much better. But hey, at least you were able to take out your anger on your least favorite character; now if only I could do the same to my least favorites...

    And when we do Vitus doesn't believe us. That's how it'd play out unfortunately. Sometimes the future IS set in stone.

    Well let's remain optimistic! After all it's not like I'll be beaten to death or married against my will in the next few chapter right?

    R-right?

    On 9/23/2019 at 9:11 PM, nam23 said:

    Who would you hand the bomb-setting maid to anyway? The Police?! If those that Gardevoir corrupted are any indication, they are a combination of dumb and incompetent and might  even get conviced to do her bidding(if she has any)

    You could kill her but it's a kid friendly game after all. Although Spacea and Tiempea/Crescent might do it.Plus heroes let problems fester sothey can solve them later.

    Good job remembering the fog, i didn't. But then why did they forcibly send the gang to Hell Terajuma(actually came to like the place through exposure effect and the map remodeling)? Making you (and maybe Melia) through physical and emotional suffering? Such benevolent goddesses would never do such a thing!

    I too expected a Melia tug war but the game had mercy for your soul.

    I actually like the arc, if only because it's a nice point to have things slow down a bit.

     

    Gardevoir could have also just teleported into KuGearan herself, thrown the bomb and teleported back before it hit the ground.

    Well if it's any consolation I do beat her to the point of death. And then she dies.

    Also this is not a kid-friendly game. Lotta awful stuff in this shit.

    Well Melia suffered some emotional suffering but the only physical pain she got was a cold from Angie. I died.

    Well you'll like the filler arc then. Just peace and tranquillity.

    ...

    Okay I'm lying.

     

     

    Did you know 52% of the Rejuvenation Forum is pinned posts? Maybe they should get rid of some of the more unnecessary ones or the locked ones...

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  12. 4 hours ago, The Fangame Riddler said:

    Seems like I'm unable to access the new site for some reason. A shame since I liked your playthrough a lot, despite the Melia-hate. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

    What seriously?

     

    https://nuzlockeforums.com/forum/index.php?forums/fan-challenge-runs.7/&prefix_id[0]=3

     

    Is this link any better? It's not directly to the run but the forum instead.

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    Hey. Been a while. Took a while for this move-over to the new forums to happen.

     

    So here's Chapter 82 of this Nuzlocke. Everyone dies twice in it.

     

    https://nuzlockeforums.com/forum/index.php?threads/the-terribly-titled-nuzocke-of-pokemon-rejuvenation-part-3-chapter-82-bombs-away-12-09.1076/page-38#post-777245

     

    Let me know if there's any problems with the new site or viewing images.

     

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    I won't really be able to DO anything about it but I'll at least be sympathetic.

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