NickCrash

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Can't do well in FPS games with a casual mouse. Lesson learned. Uninstall.

I'm thinking of that time ICSW mixed Ame and Obama, and I'm laughing alone like an idiot.

Can we just ban M-Sableye?

I jokingly asked if for the forensics exam we'd need to bring a body ourselves, and heard some really mean comments afterwards. Was it that bad of a joke?

Some pokemon have a reputation for being forgotten, but there are others that really are forgotten, like Stantler and Jumpluff

What's going under the table there? Hmm? http://imgur.com/kfTTGiE

There are 20 different pathological faces I am supposed to recognise, and till recently I couldn't even tell if someone was mad at me.

Welcome to Magic Radio! Pick a frequency. Any frequency.

There are exactly sqrt(π)/2 ways to arrange 1/2 objects... yeah, let that sink in....

I just had an idea about the department store. What if inside the elevator there was a window with a brownish pipe visible behind it, and as we move further up to the last floor we see the face of an A-Exeggutor, realizing that the "pipe" was actually its neck?

Watching replays from people much higher up the ladder and asking myself how the fuck they managed to climb so far when they make such shitty plays?

That awkward moment when a critical hit simply speeds up an already won battle, yet the opponent is so salty my blood pressure went up.

The chicken squad will take over the ladder.

Aparently this person thinks that Clefable=Stall. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-425482906

As long as there are 1% of people who use Poison Heal Breloom without a Toxic Orb, I can feel better about myself.

Latios is a pokegod. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-424848671

I'm calling it. Brandon Stark is playing pokemon go and time travels to find the rarest ones. That's how he became known as "Bran the TeamBuilder"

I like how One Piece no longer has any logic.

If a pokemon with Berserk holds lefties/sitrus berry or has recovery moves, does its SpA rise once every time it's HP drops below 50% ?

Does anyone else think that with the rise in Stall and status spam, Conkeldurr may return to OU?

I like how Dizzy Punch has better accuracy than Focus Blast. Aparently, you can hit your opponent when drunk, but not when you concentrate.

Any chance of effectively using M-Blastoise in OU?

Every time I decide to use M-Zam, an opponent has scarf Gengar. Is this a new trend I have not caught up with yet?