NickCrash

Explain why "Thousand Arrows" only has 16PP

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I shall deposit the following pokemon: Klefki, Charmander, Drillbur, Staryu, Froakie and Goomy.

Those of you that received them, make sure to comment. 

I am no longer allowed in suturing competitions.

Hello from the other forum

I must have posted three thousand times

To tell you I'm sour, for all the rep that I lost

But even though you look different, I can still call you home.

Hello from my real life

At least I can say that I tried

To tell you I'm sorry for letting you down

But it won't matter, clearly, cause I'll beat your ass down

...on showdown.

If you really are what you eat, then I am an innocent man.

I will be hiding until the OU scene gets a solid form once again.

The man entered his home and he was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had already stolen every lamp in the house.

If anyone is doing the "No shave November" thingy, make sure to leave a picture in the "What do you look like" thread, in ~10 days from now.

Saw Ultra Beasts and where to find them today. Not bad, yet obviously OP for the meta.

If you are going to rig it, at least don't make it THAT obvious!

Can someone explain why Magearna has 2 shiny formes?

Poetic justice is when Hannibal gets eaten by a monster beyond time.

I had some good tea today.

Should I continue on the Teambuilding Tutorials or do people not care enough?

I never knew Raikou had Intimidate. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-474621851

Breaking News! Shortly after the American presidential election, our secret services managed to leak some valuable info: The Mexican government has Infiltration Plans with the codename "Trojan Piñata". Details on the plans remain confidential. We will inform you as soon as we find out more. Stay tuned.

Playing a match and having an almost certain win. Then I get haxed a couple of times. "Big Deal" I say. As long as I don't get haxed any more, this is mine. Then... HJK misses, WoW misses, and I get hit by 2 consecutive Stone Edges.

When Flygon uses Dig, and the opponent uses Earthquake, does Flygon avoid damage because it can Levitate underground?

Casually check my e-mails at 23:10. Notice there is a deadline till 23:59 today. Panic. Do it anyway. Manage to finish 23:50. Send. Lag. Panic. 23:55. "Message was sent". YEEEEAAHHHH

We will be performing a vivisection of your erection for detection of infection in connection with erection imperfection.

Let's appreciate the genius of the man that tried to sell inflatable dart boards for decoration.

To my trusted razor: "See ya in a month"

Help me kill Anna and I'll make it worth your time. http://www.pokemonreborn.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=22523&page=17#entry574758

I would love to see an evolution as realistic as Poliwhirls.