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  1. 5hift

    You can never have hot without cold. You can never have light without dark. You can never have good without evil. You can never have ice cream without sprinkles. If you do you're a fucking degenerate and I hate you.

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    2. Garnet.

      Garnet.

      LOOOOL this went 0-10000000 real fast

    3. Combat

      Combat

      This kind of sounds like the intro to Dark Souls.

    4. Cobalt996

      Cobalt996

      Following Tchibana's evidence, and your logic, Sprinkles is the absence of Ice Cream. :3

  2. 5hift

    I love torturing myself by watching Gordon Ramsey cook while I'm starving.

  3. 5hift

    South Park Season 20 HYYYYYYPE

  4. 5hift

    A black hole just engulfed my local power plant. Ikaru was that you?

    1. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      ...Alright, that one may have been my fault. Sorry.

    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Man... How am I supposed to join in on this meme train without energy?

  5. 5hift

    Power just went out... Ikaru was that you?

    1. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      lending your energy to me is strictly optional there's no way that was me

  6. 5hift

    Drifloon pls...

    1. 5hift

      5hift

      HOLY SHIT YES.

  7. 5hift

    TFW You accidentally yell CUNT aloud while the principal is walking by and she doesn't even care.

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    2. DW~

      DW~

      Which school is this? Sounds pretty chill if you'd ask me

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      Its actually a pretty prestigious and progressive school.

      I got kicked out of class once for complaining about PC culture.

    4. Sutoratosu

      Sutoratosu

      "Oh please, you hopeless little scrub. I've heard far worse tossed my way here, try again when you've got some more skill"

  8. 5hift

    Apple is literally being run by Neanderthals now.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Gee thanks Apple, I sure love having to charge my headphones every 5 hours.

      Ooops I lost one. Guess I'll have to buy another.

    3. Bluewolf

      Bluewolf

      You seem upset. You know what you need? A thinner phone!!!

    4. Neo

      Neo

      How you gon' complain about the battery life of a product that's no available yet?

  9. 5hift

    Fuck yeah, female Chespin.

  10. 5hift

    Reborn City Magikarp Repopulation Project: http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy58/5hift1/2016-09-04%2018_49_17-Pokemon%20Reborn_zpsnpognkrm.png

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy58/5hift1/MagikarpRelease4_zpsa1rydqdv.png
    3. 5hift

      5hift

      Welp...

    4. Lord Chespin

      Lord Chespin

      That could have gone better...

  11. 5hift

    Crunch-munch! Chew-chew! Snuffle-Slurp!

  12. 5hift

    PULVERIZING PANCAAAAKE. FUCK YOUUUUU DONALD TRUMPAMON.

    1. Combat

      Combat

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

  13. 5hift

    Better get started on that lab report... *Looks at watch* [9:50] I guess I can squeeze in another mission in Warframe.

    1. doombotmecha

      doombotmecha

      same, but in miniature. a small article, but still a chance for procrastination all the same

  14. 5hift

    Never gamble on a burp.

    1. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      oh

    2. drevance

      drevance

      never gamble on a fart

  15. 5hift

    AP Biology AKA watch pillbugs fight each other to the death and record the results.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      And to clarify they weren't "fighting each other to the death" they were just clamoring on top of each other and some kid started playing WWE music really loud in the classroom so I thought that was kinda funny.

    3. Combat

      Combat

      Living the life.

    4. Pocky

      Pocky

      sounds fun :3

  16. 5hift

    Woo finally got an Umbreon in PMD. I tell ya, farming gummis is excruciating.

    1. 5hift

      5hift

      And now onto Espeon...

      Oh boy...

    2. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      Yay............................................................................................ :|

    3. Anstane

      Anstane

      It'll be worth it. I'm sure of it.

  17. 5hift

    Where's 5hift? Oh, he's outside slamming his head against the wall.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      The one time I bring all the right gear and they all die right in front of me.

    3. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      I will send you good vibes then

    4. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      Because I know exactly what you're going through

  18. 5hift

    TFW you manage to recruit 3 Eevees in Joyous Tower but forget to bring an Escape Orb.

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    2. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      Oh my god... I'm so sorry

    3. AeroWraith

      AeroWraith

      You have my sympathies. rip

    4. Ojama Yellow

      Ojama Yellow

      whoops.

  19. 5hift

    Don't play RPGs or else you will go to Hell.

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    2. Swampellow

      Swampellow

      seems like it.

    3. YinYang9705

      YinYang9705

      two late for that

    4. Felicity

      Felicity

      in some cases, literally.

  20. 5hift

    Love Pokemon Red Rescue Team but godDAMN is it a gigantic bomb in the rear to level up new team members.

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    2. Ojama Yellow

      Ojama Yellow

      I had a level 100 zapdos on blue rescue while my best friend at the time had a level 100 moltres on red

      the good ol times when we picked fights about whether zapdos or moltres was the best

      but yes, leveling is a pain

      as is recruiting mewtwo, celebi and jirachi

    3. KingRyan

      KingRyan

      cheat codes indeed.

    4. Hect

      Hect

      @5hift: Powder Snow OP! :D

  21. 5hift

    >Grinding the Void is soooo annoying. >30 hours isn't that bad though.

  22. 5hift

    Warframe Update days really know how to break my f5 button...

  23. 5hift

    When I wake up tomorrow morning I expect to see a brand new update for Warframe. Although, there's a chance it could be [DE]layed.

  24. 5hift

    TFW Konami makes a horror MGS game but cancels PT.

    1. krim

      krim

      Remember when they said they wanted to win back our trust? This isn't how you do it. >_>

  25. 5hift

    Konami... Why do you even bother at this point?

    1. Hect

      Hect

      Money. But honestly, it's just a struggle for them since Kojima left.

    2. 5hift

      5hift

      MGS-V wasn't even finished.

      They really don't give a fuck about anything except for money at this point...

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