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  1. Another day on the farm. The Warfarm. For.. for Warframe. Thats... supposed to be a joke.

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    2. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      I've only got one of four right now.

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      Yeah I've just got the barrel. Worse comes to worst, I'll just buy it using my plat but I'm saving it up for when The War Within drops in about a month.

    4. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      It's still a month out?

      zzzz

      I want Prime Tigris now tho

  2. AP Biology AKA watch pillbugs fight each other to the death and record the results.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      And to clarify they weren't "fighting each other to the death" they were just clamoring on top of each other and some kid started playing WWE music really loud in the classroom so I thought that was kinda funny.

    3. Combat

      Combat

      Living the life.

    4. Pocky

      Pocky

      sounds fun :3

  3. Sometimes this election makes me seriously question democracy as whole...

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    2. Ojama Yellow

      Ojama Yellow

      usually that only happens by the time something bad has already happened, sad as it is. that being said, I dont believe the american elections are nearly as democratic as they are made out to be. and yeah, that could use some tweakin'.

    3. Eviora

      Eviora

      The fact that someone like Trump can come as far as he has is proof that there's something wrong with the system.

    4. Bearadactyl

      Bearadactyl

      Democracy? Try Oligarchy, and you're in the right ballpark for the US.

  4. The mosquitoes in my area are scary aggressive this year.

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    2. IntSys

      IntSys

      Hm, you'd think living in a subtropical region would give you more vicious mosquitoes, but turns out the mosquitoes to the north are the vicious ones.

    3. Hiss13

      Hiss13

      You haven't seen aggressive mosquitoes till you've gone to India. They love foreign blood and they give no fucks about any of your bug spray. Put up a mosquito net? No problem. They'll stalk the net and bite the moment you make contact.

    4. 5hift

      5hift

      I've been to China several times and the mosquitoes there are disgusting.

      Every night is a constant battle to keep the mosquitoes at bay.

      However, every battle is lost because when I wake up in the morning there are literally bites on my fucking face.

  5. Love Pokemon Red Rescue Team but godDAMN is it a gigantic bomb in the rear to level up new team members.

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    2. Ojama Yellow

      Ojama Yellow

      I had a level 100 zapdos on blue rescue while my best friend at the time had a level 100 moltres on red

      the good ol times when we picked fights about whether zapdos or moltres was the best

      but yes, leveling is a pain

      as is recruiting mewtwo, celebi and jirachi

    3. KingRyan

      KingRyan

      cheat codes indeed.

    4. Hect

      Hect

      @5hift: Powder Snow OP! :D

  6. I rolled Camilla, Robin and Roy, all 5* and I have no idea who any of these people are.

     

    Meanwhile, my friend who actually plays FE rolled a 3* Donnel three times and has no 5* people...

     

    Talk about luck.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Bruh the only FE I've ever played was The Sacred Stones and as far as I know, NONE of those characters are currently in Heroes.

       

      I guess I kinda know Camilla from the trailers but the rest of them are nobody to me.

    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      You really need to play Awakening and Fates. Awakening especially is a lot of un.

    4. 5hift

      5hift

      Yeah I'll work my way up from the bottom I even skipped the first FE and just went straight to TSS.

  7. Apple is literally being run by Neanderthals now.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Gee thanks Apple, I sure love having to charge my headphones every 5 hours.

      Ooops I lost one. Guess I'll have to buy another.

    3. Bluewolf

      Bluewolf

      You seem upset. You know what you need? A thinner phone!!!

    4. Neo

      Neo

      How you gon' complain about the battery life of a product that's no available yet?

  8. The quest to find a suitable replacement for my 3DS' circle pad continues.

     

    I tried super-gluing a penny on where it used to be but its too heavy and broke off easily.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      The dimensions of the penny were perfect though. It had the right diameter and wasn't so thick that you couldn't close the lid properly without touching it.

       

      It was just too heavy so if you pressed too hard on one side it would just break off again.

    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Try just a glob of rubber cement. or strips cut from rubber bands. Or drawer liner.

    4. 5hift

      5hift

      So far the butchered Lego piece seems to be working out.

       

      Don't really want to give it a real stress test though. I used some pretty tough super glue but I'm not keen on breaking it, regluing and waiting another couple of hours for it to fully dry again.

  9. Watching Human Cake. Don't feel too well now...

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      You need to see it to believe it.

    3. Hect

      Hect

      Oh well, wish me luck.

    4. Hect

      Hect

      I should not have watched it. I didn't know that a human being could vomit in so many colors..

  10. Don't play RPGs or else you will go to Hell.

  11. TFW you manage to recruit 3 Eevees in Joyous Tower but forget to bring an Escape Orb.

  12. Where's 5hift? Oh, he's outside slamming his head against the wall.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      The one time I bring all the right gear and they all die right in front of me.

    3. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      I will send you good vibes then

    4. BlueMoonIceCream

      BlueMoonIceCream

      Because I know exactly what you're going through

  13. TFW You accidentally yell CUNT aloud while the principal is walking by and she doesn't even care.

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    2. DW~

      DW~

      Which school is this? Sounds pretty chill if you'd ask me

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      Its actually a pretty prestigious and progressive school.

      I got kicked out of class once for complaining about PC culture.

    4. Sutoratosu

      Sutoratosu

      "Oh please, you hopeless little scrub. I've heard far worse tossed my way here, try again when you've got some more skill"

  14. You can never have hot without cold. You can never have light without dark. You can never have good without evil. You can never have ice cream without sprinkles. If you do you're a fucking degenerate and I hate you.

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    2. Garnet.

      Garnet.

      LOOOOL this went 0-10000000 real fast

    3. Combat

      Combat

      This kind of sounds like the intro to Dark Souls.

    4. Cobalt996

      Cobalt996

      Following Tchibana's evidence, and your logic, Sprinkles is the absence of Ice Cream. :3

  15. You guys want something to be scared of? I'll fuckin give you something to be scared of.

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    2. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      Gazelles are scarier.

    3. BIGJRA

      BIGJRA

      THAT WAS SO COOL

    4. Okami

      Okami

      Planet Earth got a sequel? I hope it comes out on DVD so I can get it from the library. I watched that and Life so much when I was younger.

  16. People think Ash is unusable now? You have got to be flipping my pancakes...

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Nah Ash from Warframe, shoulda made that clearer. Sorry.

      But seriously, Ash actually has some synergy in his kit now. People always built for max range and strength but now you gotta consider duration.

      My only gripe is that his 1 didn't change and he still has that nauseating finisher animation for Bladestorm.

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      His 3 has always been good for getting rid of high-priority targets but saying he's unusable now is fucking stupid.

      Like you actually have to be fucking stupid to not be able to press more than 1 button to get something done.

    4. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      The static nature of his kit is what had me turning away from him to begin with. Unless you've got the Shuriken augment, it doesn't seem particularly useful. Smokescreen is adaptable, thankfully. Teleport is neat, but seems most effective in endgame with the augment.

  17. 40 orbs saved for tomorrow's banner.

     

    One of those pulls better net me an Ephraim or an Erika. Or Seth.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Welp got neither of them :/

       

       

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      Got a 5* Liliana, a 4* Cordelia and 3* Corrin-F.

       

      Oh and 2 3* Wrys so you can tell luck was really on my side.

    4. Fabled Asian

      Fabled Asian

      well the 5 isn't bad, and on the bright side wrys gets bonus stats when you merge him

  18. Woo! Graduated from High School today.

     

    Now I'm officially a big boy!

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    2. HongaarseBeer

      HongaarseBeer

      Awesome, congratulations!!!

    3. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Idk, I think you need a job to be considered one first.

    4. 5hift

      5hift

      @Maelstrom you actually got a point there...

       

      I mean before this, school was my job. But now I don't have school.

       

      OH GOD I'M UNEMPLOYED. THIS JUST GOT TOO REAL.

  19. One of the hinges on my glasses squeaks...

     

    A little bit disconcerting even though I really like the style of these frames.

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    2. HongaarseBeer

      HongaarseBeer

      WD40 always does the job

       

      But make sure not to use too much, because that would really make your glasses too greasy

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      I think I actually loosened the screw enough to stop the squeaking.

       

      Also yeah I was really hoping to not use WD40 on something that I'll be wearing close to my eyes.

    4. HongaarseBeer

      HongaarseBeer

      Oh cool, well done! :D 

  20. The World Ends With You is a cool game and all but holy shit the main character is a total jackass.

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      I just met Joshua but Neku was being a total asshole during the start of the game.

    3. Sarun

      Sarun

      The game does have a tendency to throw plot curveballs at you when you least expect it. So odds are that you'll have a huge change of heart by the time you finish it, especially when more of Neku's past is revealed. It's kind of hard to describe the game without letting spoilers out thanks to the nature of the story, so I'm being a little too vague to avoid spoiling the plot. Also, once you finish I recommend trying to get the secret reports, as you'll pretty much have to 100% the game to fully understand the plot.

    4. 5hift

      5hift

      I'll keep that in mind.

       

      Really enjoying this game. The soundtrack is superb.

  21. My SAT is tomorrow. Fingers crossed it'll be my last. Wish me luck fellas.

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    2. Simon

      Simon

      Good luck. Hope you get a high score.

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      TBH, the last few weeks of prep have been absolute hell for me. If I can get this annoying shit outta the way, that'd be swell.

  22. Any conversation between me and my friend:

     

    Me: *Random statement*

     

    Friend: IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Me: I fucking hate Jojo.

       

      Friend: YOU SAID JOJO, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO JOJO?!?!?!

    3. The Grinch

      The Grinch

      It got too far

    4. seki108

      seki108

      If he wants to use memes, you can only fight him back with reaction image memes....

       

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  23. Love the subtle incest references Ephraim and Erika make in FE:H

     

    As if it wasn't already obvious enough that the two dig each other.

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    2. AuthorReborn

      AuthorReborn

      this, Mael

      even funnier is they fight alongside Seliph and Julia from Fire Emblem: Incestiswincest.

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      --Eirika in her C support with him
      Brother... Brother...please promise that you won't ever leave me alone. Please...promise...
      Of course. I would never leave you. Why would you ever think I could do something like that?
      --Eirika and Ephraim A support
      I know better than anyone how you feel, dear sister. Ever since we were born... No, even before... We two have always been together. And together... we will always stay.
      --Ephraim in their A support
      ...I was watching you and Eirika together. You looked so close.
      I guess sisters are my weakness.
      --Myrrh and Ephraim in their C support
      You know, when Eirika and I were young, we'd sneak out for long horse rides. We used to watch the sunset sink behind the mountains while we talked for hours.

    4. Combat

      Combat

      Seeing that made my day, though only when I took it as Nintendo saying "Stop assuming they're Lanisters."

  24. Finally beat Ursula on hard difficulty after wasting like 15 potions.

     

    Setsuna was MVP.

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    2. Combat

      Combat

      I was about to feel bad, since I went through the same thing but saw this was for Lunatic. I only made it through Hard.

       

      And Setsuna was also my MVP for my game. She managed to kill almost everyone while Draug tanked the Ninjas.

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      I followed this guide but not exactly http://imgur.com/a/AD4XA

       

      Instead of Linde, I used a 5* male Robin level 40 and instead of Sharena I used a 4* Setsuna level 37.

       

      I took out the last ninja using Setsuna then had Olivia pull her out of range from that mounted knight.

       

      Then I just had Robin tank the hits from the mounted knight while Setsuna shot the shit out of him from behind the wall.

    4. Combat

      Combat

      For me, I had Setsuna take out Urusla immediately. I had he pull back and had Draug tank the Green Ax and the Ninjas. Setsuna would pop out and do damage to the enemy units, and would back out with Olivia. Seliph was used as a source of health for Setsuna, as she could switch HP with him when she got low. In the end, everyone but Draug had only one health when he killed the last Ninja.

      It was painful with an under leveled team.

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