KingRyan

Swiggity Swooty We are all commin for tha booty

I found this in one of Ray Narvaez Jr.'s Streams, and as a lover of old spice, undertale, and good smelling Terry Crews, I must post this and make record of it here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU3jfk-O7L0

I will say, i am personally a Christian, but i will explain my take on religion and my own take on the meaning of life. Religion can give you 2 things: How to act in life, and what to expect in Death. For example, the Bible has the 10 commandments, and the new testament, a sort of guideline to being a generally good person. Help people, feed the homeless, be good to your neighbours and family, etc. A do believe that all religions have this sort of guideline. And then what to expect in Death.

But first off i may want to note that the "how to act in life" portion may almost seem like a kind of insurance. Do what this piece of paper tells you and we promise you eternal life and whatever you want after you die. Personally, i would take this with a grain of salt. The Bible, and i do believe most other religious texts were created as documentations by man. As such, there could be some kind of flaw, fault or bias, so i don't follow the rules zealously. Life is about balance, such that Buddhism teaches. Each major Religion (and probably some of the minor unheard of ones as well) have "better" (being a relative term) ways of living your life. I have found that a more balanced and rounded out life is enjoyable, but also being a good person and giving/donating also brings joy. Always think rationally, but with good intentions. It makes your life and the world around you a better place. You get more flies with honey than vinegar, eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind, etc. (I've made this paragraph long enough anyways.)

Anyway, after Death, in short, religion says if you do what our text tells you to, you get this great reward. The Bible says that if you accepted Jesus as your Saviour, you go to Heaven, an eternal paradise incomprehensible to humans. Some people would believe and act on the Bibles teaching as "insurance" in a way that could be described as overzealous. But as Galileo has taught me, an eventuality such as that cannot be physically and scientifically proven. In theory, something such as this could very well happen, but we cannot prove it will or won't happen. As such, science does not disprove it, yet apparent repetitive observation would lead to doubt of it's existence, which acts as en excellent Segway to faith. Faith, in my opinion, is "believing something that cannot be proven through the senses." It can be used as a goal, motivation, or drive. In my opinion, it is better to believe in something, than in nothing.

But this is really all i can say about religion. I don't want to shove this down your throat, but rather to provide insight and wisdom to those who are lost, distressed, confused, or otherwise scared.

A warning first. This blurb is more or less a sort of bragging sob story from a desperate teenager who is hurting. Read at your own discretion, and i hope i don't offend anyone with my language.

Well, to start with my ADHD i guess. Which i will tell you straight off the bat is both a blessing and a curse, and very rarely ever comes a sole impairment. In my case, i also have suffered through depression, anxiety, memory impairment, and psychosis. Google those if you don't know what they are. I was diagnosed with it in 3rd grade, for being a rambunctious rascal of a child in the classroom, unable to stop chatting with what little friends i had, after i was diagnosed and given some Ritalin, and was fine up until high school.

High school comes around, and all the major things start happening. Puberty, Emotions, Girl stuffs, thinking about Jobs, University and the Future, and the difficulty of schooling going way up. Grade 9 was a relative cake walk, for being new to the high school system i scored an 87% average and got an award. Then, at roughly Christmas time of grade 9, the vampire incident happened. (I will be writing on the story in another little blurb below.)

I do believe this was the major starting point for most of my symptoms. As i remember the climax and primary horror points of this story happening around June of 2013, which at that time i had almost broken my wrist from breaking a concrete brick with my hand for my 3rd Degree Black belt test in Tae Kwon Do. In short, the horrifying things a 13/14 year old me experienced at that time was absolutely terrifying. at one point it crippled me to the point of retreating into bed trying to lose myself in disney movies and happy place. Of course hormone displacement and medication may or may not have had something to do with the emotions i was feeling.

Anyway, after that horrifying experience, my grade 10 and 11 years were a bit worse, scoring roughly a 75% average, and then in my 12th year i was able to get my shit together and get back up to roughly an 87% average.

At this point i must congratulate you making it this far. Go get yourself a cookie and walk around or something. I've probably melted your brain halfway at this point.

Ok, first year of uni. This is gonna be great, gonna be just like 12th grade, hanging out with my friends like 24/7, studying, chilling, and learning. Or so i thought. University lifestyle is a monumental change in lifestyle. I fell prey to the common "First year flunk out" syndrome, and only passed 5/10 of my classes. I had to drop one each semester, and then failed 3 of them in the second semester. My initial going into university was rough. I couldn't gain access to an advisor at the Student Accessibility Services on campus because I didn't have a "Formal Adult ADHD assessment". Took me about 2 months passed the start of the school year to get one, and then an additional 2 weeks after that before i actually got to see my assigned advisor. And once i did, things started to get better, but i was basically at the point of cleaning up a train wreck. My memory went to shit because of all the anxiety and depression i went through.

I basically now have memory loss, and can't form memories anymore...or at least knowledge relevant to my course work. Tests have become my Kryptonite, causing me to panic when i come across a question i don't immediately recognize, causing my thought process to essentially halt, and all i can think of would be some song i got stuck in my head from the previous 24 hours, and then i turn into a vegetable and essentially fail the test, and then subsequently the course.

So, several classes failed and/or dropped, parents money essentially thrown down the drain, but here i still stand, with knowledge and wisdom from my experience. Was it worth the some 20,000$ to send me there? Couldn't tell you, as some would say knowledge is priceless, but that is in the eye of the user.

But wait Ryan, you're probably saying. How does Einstein come into this?

And then i reply, Einstein and I are, at least in my eyes, very similar. He has become my role model. He had ADHD problems like me, and is what is known as a scenario thinker. He and myself both think of "what happens if" Fill in the blank. We are like what computers aim to be today. We run scenarios and tests with logic to find things out. One of Einstein's famous scenarios is that he never wore socks. Why? Because his big toe stuck out too far, and kept putting holes in his socks. So he just decided to never wear them anymore. Why buy more, when it's even arguably more comfortable to just go without them? I'm the same way. He also sucked at math, of course he wasn't brain dead, but remembering certain elaborate processes he just couldn't do. He needed other people to do calculations for him. His biggest claim to fame is his theory of relativity, and his contributions to the physics of light particles. He wasn't good at the math, he was good at the understanding and questioning of reality itself....and i'd at least like to think that will happen to me too.

I suppose another supporting point, as if i'm trying to prove anything to anyone here at all, is that he didn't like school, at least schooling at the time. And i so roughly quote "I wanted to learn. The teachers and sergeants wanted to teach us for the sake of knowing and repeating knowledge." He described the current schooling system as such: Standardized testing is like asking a monkey, a goldfish, an elephant, a dog, and a parrot all to climb a tree. Monkey is gonna get that shit done easy. Parrot is born with an advantage and can simply fly up there. Dog may or may not be able to climb his way up there with a lot of time and effort, but the elephant could only find the most elaborate and convoluted was to get into the tree, like maybe jumping off a cliff and getting lucky, and then there is the goldfish, who is just screwed from the start. I like to think i'm the goldfish.

Which then acts as another excellent Segway to Happiness, and how i haven't straight up quit and taken the cowards way out. But this massive thing has gone on long enough, and i do believe so ends my story. Thanks for reading.

If you want to read my take on Happiness in life, there will be another blurb on that below.

I will try to make this blurb more concise and topical than a story. Hope this can teach you a thing or 2

SO, if you read my ADHD story, you have some sort of inkling of my life story and the hard stuff I've been through, but how i am still standing here.

Well, part of it has to do with my religion, and my friends and mostly my family supporting me, but it also mainly has to do with my role model, Albert Einstein.

First of all, i will have to say off the bat, that i do think i will go to Heaven. I may be an engineer/scientist, but i am also a christian. It is my ultimate goal that i believe in, for everything that i love only exists in Fantasy, and it is my hope that, as the Bible teaches, if i do good on this world, I will get everything i want in Heaven. Hey, it may sound like a greedy bargain out of desperation, and it somewhat is, seeing all that i have been through and felt, but i also feel that my end of the "bargain" is something i would want.

I have come to find myself acting in accordance to Buddhism and Christianity. I try to help everyone i can, be a good person, but also have balance in my life, and constantly seek knowledge, wisdom and a betterment of myself, essentially seeking enlightenment. And i would say right now, in retrospect of my current situation, i'm pretty happy, all things considered.

And so, i sit here in my basement, listening to Ray Narvaez Jr. play stardew valley, i wonder how i will face the future, if i am so like Albert Einstein. I must currently say that i do not know. But if i am anything like Einstein, i know my life is far from over, and that i still have a lot to contribute to the world. Life means that there is the potential for change, for better or for worse. What is important is that you must find balance and harmony in a constantly changing world. This seems like an imposing task, but this is what religion and arguably science can teach you. Having hope and aspirations is important, but to any of you who have played reborn, i will quote master Kiki here.

Lets say you have a bowl. Let the bowl represent your life. Then we have these rocks here, and we have this sand. Let the rocks represent the important things in your life, your family and friends, your goals and aspirations. Let the sand be all of the necessary things in life, like work, and paying taxes. If we fill the bowl with Rocks, we make room for our family, friends, loved ones, enjoying food, and enjoying home. Then there is still room for the sand, the necessary things in life, like work, school, and society. But then, we have water. The water is all of the little things in life, daily things like driving, doing chores, and sleeping. We have rocks and sand in our bowl, but then there is still room for the water, the small things in life. But <empties out bowl> if we put just sand into our bowl, we fill our lives with the things that drag us down, and then with water, life becomes boring, bogged down, and unenjoyable.

I guess that's all i can say right now. A topic like this is hard to keep concise because you just want to go all blaaarrgggghhhhhhhhh and spit everything out and make it come full circle. I'll probably edit this sometime later, it doesn't feel complete right now.

I will give everyone a fair warning. This story can get very very dark, gruesome and honestly unnerving for me. I definitely will not be going into a ton of detail on this one, and will even try to put spoiler shields on some parts that may be effectively crucial, yet still grim. Fair warning to all who dare read ahead.

So, a little bit of exposition as usual. This happened in 2013, when i was roughly...say 14/15? Some things to make known. This incident happened through World of Warcraft, a popular medium for something know as role-play, something a know a lot of you here on the sight do and enjoy. I would even say now that i enjoy some role-play. I, at the time, did not know what role play was, i had only heard of it. I was a very lonely, horny young teenage boy as i started to come into adulthood, and with a tempting enough offer, had been essentially lured into a cult setting.

I was just flying around WoW getting some stuff done, (this was a long time ago and some of the more minor details have definitely been forgotten. Cut me some slack) and then this one girl (at least i think she was a girl....pretty sure she was a girl) in my guild (Guild: A group of friends/comrades in game of the same faction that come together for social events and coordination, as well as pooling resources together) had whispered me about something er other, and then eventually convinced me that vampires were, real, existed, and that were essentially overlords with magic existing on earth behind the scenes. (Her name was sam. I am including that fact in the story for convenience of writing.) Sam said it was my destiny for us to be together, and so i had begun to date her in game, and what i thought was real life. She explained to me all these different mysterious and horrifying powers of vampires, how her older sister was like...ultimate lord of the vampires and could alter reality, and that her little sister had this book that could essentially teach and tell her how to do anything she wanted. Pretty scary stuff, something as a naive weak young boy i did not want to mess with.

The first major scarring/jarring event was the status of our relationship. As she was a vampire, i had to essentially mould into 1 of 3 things. My options were becoming her...drudge i think it was called? Essentially her slave to do anything. Sex, labour, in game chores and bullshit, becoming a vampire myself and becoming her equal, or breaking up with her, and being rended i think it was called, which is where she would come in the night while i was sleeping, and erase the knowledge of her existence and stuff from my mind, and i took the third option, but was still scared as all hell because she said it would hurt a lot, and i am a bitch when it comes to pain, and i also felt sad for leaving/betraying her, or at least what felt like it. So, i chose to be rended, and then i forget what comes next, i think it was something along the lines of my mind was too strong, and she couldn't make me forget, either that or she loved me too much and didn't want to loose me.

Second major jarring/scarring event. My transformation. I forget what happened after the previous event and now, but i had decided to let her transform me into a vampire, and shit and at that time, i thought all this was real. At this time i feel it should be know about the prophecy she told me about the vampires and the human race, as it plays into the fear and agony i felt at the time. Apparently the vampires existed for hundreds? thousands? millions of years? i don't remember, so lets just say a long ass time, and that 3000 years from then the vampires would return to earth (from Venus, which i'll get to in a moment) and kill/enslave all of the human race, including my ancestors. So just imagine what i would have felt like. Now back to the Venus thing. Apparently Vampires had 2 forms, their earthbound form, and their True form, the true form being basically like another body (almost like from avatar, the james cameron one) that we could mentally teleport to on venus, which was the vampire world. And each Vampire had an element they could control. I think mine was water? Sam's was earth i think. But that really doesn't matter now. But i had imagined venus to be pretty much like the soul cairn from skyrim.

The Next major events are arguably NSFW and are extremely extremely fucking embarrassing for me. Please have a little bit of perspective for me and give me grace.

Part 6. Erasing The Kids

Another absolutely horrifying part but it is sfw. You remember august from last part yes? She could feel my fear and sorrow for sam. and offered me a choice. I could essentially erase my kids from existence, not kill them per say, just well...yeah make them not exist. Sam and I would remember, but the horror of them would be gone...and i think she would also become the dominant again? So yeah...that happened. The paragraph seems short but it still seems no less terrifying i my eyes.

Here is the next and last NSFW part of the story.

Part 8. Finale. Liberation.

Between part 8 and part 7 is mostly kind of just useless filler story and shit, not too much more horrifying than the previous parts. Anyway, part 8.

It was like a pane of glass shattering before my eyes. One day Sam, apparently the real sam comes back home from Juvie and tells me none of this vampire shit is real. It was her 2 sisters, older and younger fucking with me, essentially torturing me with stories sam had wrote. Apparently Sam wrote vampires stories based off of twilight or something i don't fucking know. and then i think that is everything....everything in resident memory at least.

Please, let this story serve as a memory of my torture. And as a sort of window into my life. Maybe some of you will enjoy it, if you're some kind of masochist or something.

Have I Tempted your eye with such an obscure title? Good, this part is kinda important.

A quick exposition about my experience with this game. I found mention of it on a youtube video, came here, played the game through a few times, fell in love with it, but then, as my history caught up with me, i searched the words "Cheat" and then something else because i doubt putting just the word cheat into the search bar would quantify enough for a search.

And then i found it. Something called the cheat engine, and a forum on the site talking about getting unobtainable pokemon and being able to edit and view the code of the game. And then as i dug deeper, i actually found the programs that did this. I will admit here that i have definitely changed my game, cheated it, and gone beyond what ame has set here. She said she doesn't care what people do with it, but cheating is almost always frowned upon here at the sight.

I will write a bit of my personal experience below, but first things first is that i will say i wear my cheating badge with honour, as i have experienced this game in a way not many others have, found things not intended for "mortal" eyes. I am willing to teach others, if you are willing to learn, and take a step into the shadows.

I know how to:

- "Mutate" Pokemon. Essentially evolve a pokemon into something it normally doesn't evolve into. Say a caterpie into a Zekrom. This is generally one of the more frowned upon acts.

- "infinite" money. Essentially editing the saved game values to something desired. Say you have 3,754 dollars in game. You can find and change the number value to change it to something much bigger. I've tested this with items but with the minimal testing i have done, it never usually turns out well.

- Walk Through Walls. A useful, yet volatile edit that can be potentially dangerous. I personally only use it it very short distances, as you can't pass through doorways while using it. Let's just say i have found one of the more...tempting features of episode 16 using this.

- Modify Pokemon. by that i mean being able to change a pokemon's nature, ability, being shiny, and EVs. More details about this in person if you are interested. I haven't found out how to change IV's, but i have an idea how i might do that. I've never been interested in stacking my deck that much, just makes the game un-fun.

- "Infinite" Items. A very taxing method, i have mostly used it to get 1-2 items of a held item, like Blacks Glasses for example, and some TM's. In theory it can be used to get any item, even key items, but i find this both cheap, and taxing as the way you do it is very slow and repetitive.

But, i will warn you. If you come to me seeking to do any of this, i have 2 caveats. 1. You do this, you put your own file and progress at risk. I have had a potential file crash on me after several hours of work on it, and it is a very not good feeling. Always always always make copies of your files. It's easy to do and save's you a whole lot of heartache. 2. I will not edit your file at all. I will teach you and instruct you on everything i know, but i won't do it for you.

Now i bit of explanation and story of my experience with this. As i mentioned before, i have cheated in the past. I was a frequent user of the action replay as a kid, and i even have a shiny lvl 20 ho oh on a gen 6 game because i was able to 'migrate' it over before nintendo update the restrictions on the pokemon bank.

Which leads me to discuss the lengths and my personal parameters of my hacking/modding. As i said, i don't really tamper with IV's. currently with the story being unfinished, i would like it to still be somewhat realistic and challenging. This is why i stack the deck, but not extremely. I outfit my pokemon with good EVs, moves, nature and abilities, essentially taking all of the shitty grinding work out of the game. And then, all of my currently illegal overpowered mons, (See Zapdos, Zekrom, Virizion, Garchomp, Tyranitar, and Hydregion, and currently some others like Weavile) i mark with all 4 thingies (the circle, triangle, square and...star? i honestly don't remember) so that i can mark them as currently illegal, and then i don't use them when the new episode comes out.

I also prevent myself from using cheat engine or editing the code in any way until i finish a new episode. Some challenges like the Garchomp fight that is meant to be lost, or the Arceus fight that you gotta get tricky with, i like finding legitimate ways around, and freeze hacking my mon's hp so they are immortal just isn't very fun.

Currently, as i have been very bored IRL, and have been trying to "milk" reborn's current state for as much entertainment as i can. As such, i have been waking through walls in an attempt to find things. I won't say what things, i don't want to make anyone mad or spoil anything for anyone, but if you really really really want to know, send me a pm and we can chat.

I have started this catalogue of sorts to document my luck and my 'iteration' of pokemon experience. We all have our entire background of pokemon to have seen possible shiny pokemon, So i know i would like to see what other people have legitimately found. Not including in Reborn, traded pokemon, or otherwise fixed pokemon. Only pokemon found in the wild.

1st. Seaking

Pokemon leaf green, safari zone, age....roughly 9 i think? I was fishing for a dratini but instead i had fished up a seaking that looked (at least as far as i can remember it) slightly more pale yellow-ey. As a 9 year old who had no idea what shiny pokemon were other than thinking red gyarados was a legendary, i panicked thinking my game was breaking, and turned off my game cube.

2nd. Graveler

Pokemon Diamond, Mount Coronet, Age 11 pretty sure, it was my birthday. I was playing a diamond run through to get a dialga, and as i scaled mount coronet, i found it. A shiny graveler. Unfortunately i was a fool who forgot to carry pokeballs on him at all times and i couldn't catch it. And so it went down in flames on record of a legendary kill. R.I.P. Graveler.

3rd. Cobalion

Pokemon Black, Mistralton Cave, Age....14? I was sick in bed. I was running through pokemon black for sh*ts and giggles because i was bored, had an action replay, and wanted to test more iterations of teams against games. As a collector of legendaries, i hunted the available ones of gen V down when i could. And like any legendary at the time, the battle starts, the fighters cut in, but as i observe it, i notice, hey, isn't cobalion like...teal? Oh my GOD!! it did the little sparkle animation, and i proceeded to nab it after 3 ultra balls, no damage whatsoever. It was like it wanted to be caught. And so the first shiny i ever caught turned out to be more valuable than ever.

That's all for now. Will update the more shiny pokemon i catch.

Motha. Fuckin. Bitch. Ass. Cloyster. Get. Out. Here. And. Say. It. To. Mah. Face.

Destiny Representation of Agent North's Bubble Assault

Genji Shimada

"Ryüjin no ken Kurae!"

Jesse McCree

"It's High Noon."

​Gabriel "Reaper" Reyes

"Die! Die! Die!"

Bastion

​"Beep Boop Doot Dee Doot"

Hanzo Shimada

"Ryu Ga Waga Teki Wo Kurau!"

Hana "D.Va" Song

"Nerf This!"

Reinhardt Willhelm

"When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail."

Dr. Angela "Mercy" Ziegler

"Heroes never Die!"

Lúcio Correia dos Santos

"Let's drop the Beat!"

Fire: *Blaziken* Charizard Delphox

Psychic: *Gallade* *Gardevoir*

Fairy: Togekiss

Electric: *Magnezone* *Zapdos*

Grass: *Abomasnow* Chesnaught *Shiftry* Torterra Venusaur Virizion

Bug: *Galvantula* *Heracross* *Volcarona* *Yanmega*

Water: *Azumarill* *Empoleon* *Greninja* Kingdra Lapras Swampert

Ice: *Froslass* *Mamoswine*

Dragon: *Garchomp* *Zekrom*

Flying: *Noivern*

Poison: *Crobat* *Dragalge* *Drapion* *Nidoking*

Steel: *Aggron* *Metagross* *Steelix*

Fighting: *Lucario*

Rock: *Archeops* *Armaldo* *Aurorus* *Tyranitar* *Tyrantrum*

Ground: *Flygon* *Gliscor* Rhyperior

Ghost: *Chandelure* *Gengar*

Dark: *Hydreigon* *Honchkrow* *Malamar* *Weavile*

Introducing VENUDRILL! THE FIRST GRASS/BUG/POISON TYPE!!

INTRODUCING CHARCHAMP!!! THE FIRST FIRE/FLYING/FIGHTING TYPE!!!

INTRODUCING MAGNETOISE!!! THE FIRST ELECTRIC/WATER/STEEL TYPE!!!

INTRODUCING NIDONINE!!! THE FIRST FIRE/POISON/GROUND TYPE!!!

INTRODUCING CUKAZAM!!! THE FIRST PSYCHIC/GROUND/GHOST TYPE!!!

INTRODUCING TAUKING!!! THE FIRST POISON/GROUND/NORMAL TYPE!!!

INTRODUCING CUDOS!!! THE FIRST WATER/FLYING/GROUND TYPE!!!

INTRODUCING MAROTHER!!! THE FIRST BUG/FLYING/GROUND TYPE!!!