The Radiant Aeon

Really life can be summed up by our time in the restroom

In the end, it doesn't even matter!

Remember to clean your ears!

In reality we are all sexists. Except me. I'm potatoist

They say kiwis are light and fluffy and full of delicious juices. They were right about the former two but all I got was a metallic flavored red juice.

There is no reality except iced tea with chicken and waffles. Also fries.

When all is said and done, fire types have flammable spittle

Little is gained from buying a cup of coffee except boost power and a Beedrill up the bum-bum

Homemade gingerbread men are actually aliens trying to take over our taste buds

Y'all S.O.B.s finally know what sunlight tastes like

Why the fuck is there a Tauros in my bathtub.

Lightsabers are in fact fancy glowsticks for the privileged

Chicken Little is in fact the spirit of our left pinky toe

the best stress relief is sitting on a nice stalagmite

Dragons are the artistic representation of dominance and the raw power of the natural world. Weed is its physical manifestation. Bow down to our weed dragon overlords.

The worst part comes when you cling to hope as you die.

urien is my fucking spirit animal

When in doubt, ice cream cones are good weapons.

meatfat

I pondered I dreamed- my care for the dramatic- Enter has been pressed.

The person above me, please get me a pie

"The me from yesterday got sucked into a cat's anus and died"

post your best one-liners

kids who complain about alien need to hold dat L

btw why is reborn still look the same ame get on it sorry not sorry