[If you wish to slay a dragon...]

My reaction can only be summed up as the following.

[~The Reborn Quotebook~]

[01:05:30] Hіnatа: dan doesnt know what sleeping means
[01:05:38] ~Blιnd gυardιan: what is slep
[01:06:45] &Jeriсhо: !showimage http://i.imgur.com/RTtNcoN.png,340,243

[What do you look like?]

Mikzal AKA Thor AKA The God of Thunder

[Today I Learned]

But when you calculated that, did you consider the usual "After the 4th turn it's a 12.5% chance" or the sequence that doesn't make any sense in Gen 3?

Because I was talking about Gen 3 :T

Well I didn't calculate it as that. What I did was... like this, assuming each time the probability is cut in half.

1st (100%)

2 times (50%)

3 times (25%)*(50%)

4 times (12.5%*(25%)*(50%)

etc..

And I actually miscalculated in my original one, I forgot the first iteration is guaranteed, so... it turns out it's 1.54x10^-881 to protect 77 times in a row.

Calculating out from the table on the wiki page in gen 3, getting to the 77th consecutive protect would be much better! 1.57x10^-176

[Today I Learned]

TIL Protect would have a 0% chance of activating only when used 77 times in a row, in Gen 3.

Who the hell uses protect 77 times in a row other than ladder scrubs

It's not actually zero, but the probability of protecting successfully 77 times in a row would be about 1.016x10^-904 if my math is correct

[Predict the Next Person to Post]

Godot

[arks rt skool]

prymull dieolga is prty kool

[arks rt skool]

It's all in good fun. It's the wasteland so we're not going to persecute users for chatspeak. Especially when it's an intentional parody.

[~The Reborn Quotebook~]

Lost doesn't need to clone herself to take them both on.

[~The Reborn Quotebook~]

[23:42:12] +Chaise: I'm Hunter.

[23:42:18] +Chaise: and I like warm hugs.

[arks rt skool]

[arks rt skool]

needs mre wall rain,

[NUMBEBBEBEBEBEBERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS]

[Fielding Some Questions]

Mmmm, not the field that should b-

[~The Reborn Quotebook~]

[12:31:24] %DashingStorm: Time to bike through the rain

[12:31:28] shiaa: have a fun time clicking on all of them lmao

[12:31:29] %DashingStorm: to work

[12:31:42] &Jeriсhо: shia, there's this thing 'mark as read'

[12:31:49] &Jeriсhо: poor dashie

[12:31:50] &Jeriсhо: :c

[12:31:55] shiaa: oh lol

[12:31:56] %DashingStorm: it's fine

[12:32:01] &Jeriсhо: DASHING THROUGH THE RAIN

[12:32:05] ~AmethystBlack - Ⓦⓞⓡⓚⓘⓝⓖ: have fun, stay warm, make sure not to hesitate at the third main intersection otherwise you'll end up in the hospital, bye!!!

[12:32:08] &Jeriсhо: ON A ONE HORSE OPEN.... bike?

[12:32:11] • %DashingStorm shoots

[12:32:14] %DashingStorm: bad Jeri

[12:32:34] &Jeriсhо: YOU CAN NOT HARM ME, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?

[12:32:40] %DashingStorm: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

DashingStorm was warned by BreloomBot. (Automated response: caps)

[12:32:44] &Jeriсhо:

[12:32:50] &Jeriсhо: Oh god....

[12:32:58] %DashingStorm: I'll stay warm

[12:32:59] %DashingStorm: and cozy

[12:33:01] &Jeriсhо: I just thought of how MLP fan base does a MLP of everything

[12:33:06] %DashingStorm: no don't

[12:33:08] %DashingStorm: ruin this for me

[12:33:10] %DashingStorm: okbye

[12:33:11] &Jeriсhо: now I'm thinking about a MLP Juggernaut

%DashingStorm left

[12:33:11] • %DashingStorm was trapped in the Dark World without the Moon Pearl.

[12:33:44] ~AmethystBlack - Ⓦⓞⓡⓚⓘⓝⓖ: YOU CANNOT STOP FRIENSHIP, BITCH

[Banned]

Banned because I don't like game grumps.

[Predict the Next Person to Post]

Mikzal

[Urgent Site Update]

I lied. The topic title was just to trick you into clicking here. And you fell for it. Sorry, not sorry.

And here I thought this was going to be something else that's been in discussions as of late.

[Map/Screenshot/Sprite Showcase]

Ok, I'm not a mapper or anything like that, but one thing I've always wondered why so many people don't do.... please stagger your border foliage, it looks more natural.

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Rose

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Erick

[~The Reborn Quotebook~]

For more advanced lessons on how to screw with Ark, I hold classes every Saturday for a 20$ entry fee.

[Winter Party 2015 Feedback]

raffles and awards should probably be in seperated channels because it was hard to read the walls that jeri and ryan put up at the same time. also the raffle should have a minimum to gifts aka not just 1 rupee. like you enter 1 rupee and have a GREAT chance of getting more in return while someone else enters at least 300 and they get your shitty gift.

Well it's funny, the only person who truly gave 1 rupee, Renzo, won his own gift the first gift of the raffle, not even rigged, when what goes around actually comes around. I've considered a minimum gift, but some people are unable to participate due to a small amount of cash on hand. Additionally for reasons I'm not going to get into, the minimum amount is going to be a moot point should we do this again.

Secret santa, would have been better if it was done in it's own little bit and didn't clash so horrible with the Reborn Royalty. Like, that was chaos man, reading chat was hard.

If this is something that can still happen again next year, I'll keep this in mind.

["It's been over a month, how 'bout that new hold item?"]

If you're talking about what you think you are, they will, but they don't need to be announced since they're in canon games.

Not exactly. They're different though, it's a familiar concept.

[It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year~ Holiday Party 2015 Edition!]

If you wish to participate in the first Santa Lottery on the server at 6:30 PM EST, please PM the gift you intend to offer. It can be anything from art, or a couple of rupees, to a much more valuable prize.