Noivy

No you cannot. I mean sure, if you enjoy grabbing bread base, stretching it in an oval shape and then putting random ingredients on top of it, by all means feel free to. But I cannot and will not allow such things to be called "pizza". "Pizza" is a very specific term that refers to a very specific product, which needs to be prepared following a very specific procedure...

... And the things you barbarians eat do NOT fit the term by any stretch of immagination. Calling them "pizza" is like calling a mosquee a "church".

who cares honestly if i want pineapple on my pizza ill put pineapple on my pizza ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck