You know, a lot of people be thinking I'm a bad player. This is not to be confused. I main Cloud now.

[ShadeStrider]

Cloud Strife is your everything. He's all you ever wanted.
You could win a set now, even if you've never won it
Clashes he always wins, trade he ain't ever gonna
You want him forever, any counter picks he's meta on it

Aerial is down, press it while I’m jumping up.
Then throw a cross slash like I don’t give a f***
I know you wait for it, but you’re out of luck
I can do the same thing every single time

I say Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.

Now Solid Snake is mad.
Meta Knight is mad
Inklings they be mad.
Sephiroth is Mad
Cloud Strife is the bess

Know you’ve got no options; Cloud strife isn’t really fair.
Try to air dodge to the ground, N air will be over there
Yeah, it be over there, N air will be over there.
I ain’t trying to hit you, I’m just swinging at the open air.

Yeah, and you ain’t even got to ask twice.
I’ll up air you till you take your own last life
It’s obvious without him as a player I’d be trash, right?
But nobodies caught on and banned him this time

Stocks tied, no percents, hoping I won’t approach I will.
Up a Up a cross slash baby, Cloud Strife’s gonna take it home.
Team mate’s about to die, I’m Cloud Strife, I can save us both.
All my stuff is frame safe, you can’t penetrate my zone.

Cause I’m so patient and I wait for it
Jason might have started it but you can emulate it too
my design is so stupid
my s***ty recovery isn't even useless

Cloud Strife is your everything. He's all you ever wanted.
You could win a set now, even if you've never won it
Clashes he always wins, trade he ain't ever gonna
You want him forever, any counter picks he's meta on it

Aerial is down, press it while I’m jumping up.
Then throw a cross slash like I don’t give a f***
I know you wait for it, but you’re out of luck
I can do the same thing every single time

I say Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.
Now Electric Rats be mad.
Bayonetta’s mad
Spacies, they be mad
Aerith’s really mad
Cloud Strife is da bess.

live until 160 I can do that tank s***
I will up air more times even if the first missed
used to lose while maining Roy but i'm a main switcher
if you want a good doubles partner teach 'em to your sister

rob good players of their winnings, money ain't an issue
Finishing touch away there's nothin i can't KO through
claiming' that i cheated so you start to call officials
but I ain’t breaking any rules so he can't blow no whistle

Yeah, I know I did your team wrong
Not a single bad aerial, yeah I’ve seen dawg.
Counter pick stage? Don’t think there is one
That’s legal. All of them have a ban on.

Yeah, same move in this exact spot.
still seein' success and i'm not smarter than a sasquatch
goin' toe to toe i got you thinkin' that the match hot
DI'd down at 50 and i gimped you on your last stock i'm sayin'..

Cloud Strife is your everything. He's all you ever wanted.
You could win a set now, even if you've never won it
Clashes he always wins, trade he ain't ever gonna
You want him forever; any counter picks he's meta on it

Aerial is down, press it while I’m jumping up.
Then throw a cross slash like I don’t give a f***
I know you wait for it, but you’re out of luck
I can do the same thing every single time

I say Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.
Cloud Strife is da bess.

Now Shulk mains they be mad.
Marth and Roy are Mad.
Ganondorf is Mad.
Zack Fair, he be glad.
Cloud Strife is da bess.

 

Spoiler

I posted the same thing on gamefaqs.

It's a reference to this, if you don't get it.