chrisxcross

Will you settle for an expired coupon for a 2-for-one meal at Olive Garden? It wasn't as horrifying as it sounds, i swear! Grain alcohol burns pretty quickly and, y'know, there was a pool. The only "injury" you could say i walked away with was a slightly pink back. *Sigh* This is why i can't have nice things. Now if i could only get this gif to work... I look forward to embarassing myself on the pvp servers!

I can handle the concept of someone or something eating away at my brain and/or sanity, but i'll not stand for anyone, and i mean ANYONE eating my sponge cake. Im watching you, Fatman.

I gave up on the concept of "fun" after the first time i faced (and got my ass handed to me in a Clive Barker sort of way by) Charlotte. Where once was merriment there now exists anger and shame. Also, thanks for the warm welcome

That was some damn fine subtle promotion. I had to whip out google and everything. I'll check it out.

Hell-o people of Reborn. So i've been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to best introduce myself over these past few days (i know that might seem a bit odd, but i've never been all that good at online introductions. I have literary hypochondria.), and, as encompassing of my entire personality as this single sentence might be, I figure i might as well put in a bit of effort and prostrate myself properly. So a bit about me: -I've been playing/forum lurking since about ep. 11 and am currently on my 4th runthrough. Save for the first runthrough in which i started with Mudkip (the single 4x weakness was the only reason i started with it. It's something i cringe at to this day.), my starter will invariably be Fennekin; i find it adorable and the unique dual typing is pretty darn sezzy. -My all-time favorite Pokeman is Haunter. Just look at the thing, it's so friggin cute. Shame it has to evolve, really. -I was afraid of fire once. Got over it through controlled self-immolation with grain alcohol and a backyard pool. I sincerely hope i'm not afraid of grizzly bears. -Necrolyte is my waifu. -The way i speak irl is the same way i type online/through texts. Let the cringe fester for a second. -In any moba i play, i gravitate torwards support roles, not because i like helping my teammates or anything, but because i believe carries need to be sheltered from the consequences of their own stupidity. -Snickerdoodles are my favorite food group. -Despite playing the piano for 4 years, it seems the major reason that people want me to join their bands is because of the way i look. I've yet to figure out how to feel about that. Welp, i think that's enough of the TMI for now, if there's anything relevant i've missed, let me know. I look forward to becoming a blight upon this community. Toodles!