ArgenHyuu Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I'm not sure if there's a topic like this already since I didn't find one when I searched earlier. But anyway... Post a pickup line that you think is rather unique, really funny, or you think that really hits the feels. Any kind of pickup line would be good, as long as it's not too common like "roses are red, violets are blue" kind of lines. Also, the pickup lines can be for any or one type of preference (heterosexual, homosexual, furry, etc.) as long again, it's rather unique, really funny, or you think that really hits the feels. It also doesn't matter if you just read it somewhere and it's not yours, as long as it fits what I've said earlier. It can be sexual if you want, just make sure it follows the forum guidelines and doesn't make people uncomfortable. To start, let me link one of my posts with a pickup line I've read on Twitter weeks ago: http://www.rebornevo.com/forum/index.php?/profile/71387-rivalhyuu454/&status=104145&type=status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grinch Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 You had me at ''Hello, world'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Support Squad Felicity Posted March 2, 2017 Support Squad Share Posted March 2, 2017 I like your shoes. Wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 34 minutes ago, Felix- said: I like your shoes. Wanna fuck? That's subtle as a brick... I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Girl, are you a cornfield? Because I wanna plow you. Girl, are you a tooth? Cause I wanna drill you. Wearing a cowboy hat, walk up to a girl and say "Save a horse... ride a cowboy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardines Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grinch Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds? #RomanceGoals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironbound Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I never thought I'd live to see the misery of accountant pick up lines. But I have had the misfortune of witnessing a colleague employ them. "Hey, nice assets" "You make my pants file for an extension" Forgot the actual line, but it involved 'round figures'... I am not joking, these were actually spoken. I cannot get over the cringe to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grinch Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ironbound said: I never thought I'd live to see the misery of accountant pick up lines. But I have had the misfortune of witnessing a colleague employ them. "Hey, nice assets" "You make my pants file for an extension" Forgot the actual line, but it involved 'round figures'... I am not joking, these were actually spoken. I cannot get over the cringe to this day. That's horrifying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, if you were a Pokémon, I would choose you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combat Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Find someone you love... Pull them close... Whisper in their ear... "Hail Hydra." Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you ever want to leave my basement, Say "I love you." (Sorry for the grimness of these. Kind of had to.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 10 hours ago, Isa.phoria said: Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds? #RomanceGoals LOL "Are you from Japan? Because I'm tryina get into Japan-ties" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mockingbird said: LOL "Are you from Japan? Because I'm tryina get into Japan-ties" I rate that 10/10 for the pun! Uhm, excuse me, there's something wrong with my phone Girl: oh, what is it? Your number is not in it (Girl immediately offers to help you out with your problem, hopefully) Edited March 3, 2017 by HongaarseBeer97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Do you have a little [insert ethnicity here] in you? [negative response] Would you like to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 *casually bumps into a girl* Woah, sorry, I didn't see you there. Your beauty blinded me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Blackworth Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Heard this in my community "Are you a password? Because I promise to never forget you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironbound Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Accountant pick up lines, v2: *slides a paper with phone number across to a girl who is an accountant* "Hey, miss, can you give a report on these numbers?" "Let's internalize some liquid assets while you audit my staff." "Are you a pledged asset? Because I want to withhold you..." "Hey, are you from Accounting? Because I'm a-counting on seeing you tonight!" "I've been in public practice for a long time but I've never seen an endowment like yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardines Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ironbound said: Accountant pick up lines, v2: *slides a paper with phone number across to a girl who is an accountant* "Hey, miss, can you give a report on these numbers?" "Let's internalize some liquid assets while you audit my staff." "Are you a pledged asset? Because I want to withhold you..." "Hey, are you from Accounting? Because I'm a-counting on seeing you tonight!" "I've been in public practice for a long time but I've never seen an endowment like yours." Maybe I'm being optimistic but I'm hoping these weren't also said by your aforementioned colleague Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironbound Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 No, these weren't. Not yet, anyway... he might actually try the phone number one though, if he hasn't already done it I found these on the internet because they're fun to examine in a cringey way. But that's maybe because accountancy innuendos are ultranerdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grinch Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 If you're feeling down, I can feel you up. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them. I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Isa.phoria said: If you're feeling down, I can feel you up. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them. I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! You're welcome *proceeds to write them down for later use* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grinch Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 @HongaarseBeer97 There's more where that came from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongaarseBeer Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 @Isa.phoria teach me, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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