Somebody just left a cigarette and a lighter next to the hottub at YMCA I work at.
1: It's ILLEGAL to smoke indoors and in most public places in Iowa.
2: It's against YMCA rules to smoke on their property.
3: Why the hell does anybody have those on them at an indoor pool of all places??
The guy we think did it is already on thin ice because his mother is super old and can't swim but he keeps letting her be in the pool untended and there have been multiple situations where she's nearly drowned.
Funny that I'm going to a D&D game where one of the guys is obsessed with the Russian conspiracy theory, on the day when the #1 trending video on YouTube is about a CNN executive admitting they made it all up for ratings. This will be interesting.
"Look, I know you, and I know what you're about to say, but I think this is the most we're going to get out of her for the time being" ah Asmodius, once more acting as the voice of reason in their trio. Solomon didn't even have the chance to open his mouth before the AI intervened, "you came here for more than just personal reasons, remember? and besides, this has obviously turned into a bit of quid pro quo; if you want to get that lead on your sister, we're going to have to comply here..."
The mechanic ground his teeth, but otherwise deferred to the AI's assessment
"Fine," he said, not bothering to hide his reluctance "Who is he then, and how the hell does he manage to steal memories right out of peoples heads? I'm gonna need more than just an alias and a trait here. And just how is he gonna help take down the tenth god, what are you guys gonna send him in for some sort of espionage? Have him befriend them, get their secrets, then walk away without anyone the wiser? If you guys know about him, how do you know the Tenth doesn't too?"